Nymphie lymphie

my name is Aleksandra, i'm 20yo and i probably disagree with you on something

[poemswords]

[borderline-realist]

[hilariousgrindr]

The highest level of sexy there is.

[fuckyoubaker]

[bodyglitter]

imagine like. being someones first thought when they wake up and their last thought when they go to bed

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

don’t fucking @ me i’m chilling

[pissvortex]

me and the boys performing the lucky star dance flawlessly in a walmart parking lot

[ammit420]

i say idk alot but trust me 

i be knowin

[atheismwethinkmore]

[cranniesinmybrain-deactivated20]

Look.    Vaccinate your kids.

[nudityandnerdery]

[rdjobsessions]

Y’all are so DAMN EDGY.

FYI, it’s their right and choice not to vaccinate their kids just as much as it’s yours to post dumb fucking memes on the internet.

Love, from someone whose entire family wasn’t vaccinated and is still alive and well.

[enthusedfool]

i hope you realise how much of a goddamn idiot you are

[the-wasp-prince-deactivated2023]

You’re alive and well but how many times did you pass germs that could have killed someone who is immunocompromised (a word here meaning, compromised immune system, weak immune system, easily infected and killed by basic diseases)? Just because you don’t have symptoms doesn’t mean you don’t have the germs.

People are dying from measles out here and you’re so fucking selfish go think “hurrdurr I’m okay so everyone else is too!”

When what you choose to do or not do to your body affects other people in a way that could kill them it’s no longer just your choice.

So please for the love of God do some fucking research about this. If you’re allergic certain vaccinations that’s fine, that’s what herd immunity is for. But when a lot of people go unvaccinated then that’s when disease begins to spread.

If someone got bit by a rabid animal would you say, “oh, vaccines are unnecessary, walk it off sweaty! :)”? No you wouldn’t, bc that shit kills.

Even the most basic of diseases can kill in the right conditions.

[maphatingcharacteroftheday]

fixed it

[wakandamama]

If your antivaxx I’m just gonna put in my mind and others, that you’re a murder

[dramaqueeenamby]

^^^^ That part

[corpsefaking-moved]

im trying to pass my classes but im dummy stupid and the rattling of my empty brain keeps alerting the teachers

[bandtshirt]

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

[spelledslots]

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[cromerholt]

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capitalism is going to fucking murder us all and the world is ending

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furry art

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[dragon-in-a-fez]

[lavenderbud-deactivated20180916]

me when i get hauled off to prison for all you can eat buffet crimes

[purgatoryflatsent]

What am I being arrested for? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal?

[portentsofwoe2]

your honor do these sound like the actions of a man who has had all he can eat

[just-shower-thoughts]

Babyproof gates are life’s equivalent of locked areas due to experience level.

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

[officialwhitegirls]

[despazito]

vegans who refuse to even eat backyard eggs….why

[despazito]

people who think its unethical to eat chicken eggs are like people who think bees should keep all their honey. they literally produce more than they need and your unwillingness to even buy local means you are doing nothing to help them, support your small farmers you heathens

[despazito]

im begging some people here to apply critical thinking skills

[gibbearish]

vegans: i don’t eat eggs because the chickens are treated cruelly in those big warehouses, it’s animal abuse and i won’t stand for it

local chicken owners: i agree! that’s why i raise my own chickens in a very loving and healthy environment! they constantly lay unfertilized eggs that have no chance of ever developing into chickens, which means that eating them is doing nothing to harm any chickens! no matter what i do with the eggs, the chickens will just keep laying them, and will even eat them if they’re not collected, so collecting and consuming them is by far the best course of action! would you like some of these eggs?

vegans: no it’s animal abuse

local chicken owners: :////