collapsible fainting couch

I'm an adult, but I need a place to store my brainworms. Text posts, d&d content, dragon age, bg3 she/they bi

[kdx78]

[meredithdraper-deactivated20150]

Happy March 32nd, everyone!

[tshifty]

you can only reblog this once a year

[variansgoggles]

I may be late but it’s a-okay

[altruistic-meme]

a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

[coolbeanscoolbeans]

happy 1st bday to... this.

[modmad]

I personally am declaring this to be a new International Holiday 

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Happy 2nd anniversary to the Suez Canal blockage!

[blondejaneblonde]

Ever Given Week, 22 March to 29 March (observed)

22 March - Ever Given Eve. Many celebrate by completing some small task they’ve been putting off, symbolically clearing blockages in their own lives.

23 March - Blockage Day! The main celebration. The exchanging of memes.

24 to 28 March - Hilarity ensues. Memes continue to circulate. The best are saved for next year’s observances.

29 March - Clearance Day. Festivities wind down. A more solemn occasion.

[ingydars]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

[manisthebastard]

for a second i thought you meant foundation like, a building foundation. not makeup

[cognitohazardous]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth are building something great and terrible on the edge of town

[existennialmemes]

It's Autumn, which means if I make a Big Pot of Soup it will Fix Everything. No one fact check me on this. We need to let the soup speak for itself.

[minotauri]

when a character is referred to as someone else's dog. you agree

[animalcrossingmemes]

[perfectlynormalperson]

[petzah394-deactivated20250503]

Not only would this work on me this is the best thing you could ever do

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[p2ep]

Before 204 is over does anyone want to admit they want to flog me in the village square

[tahthetrickster]

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

[tahthetrickster]

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

[eduardosaverin7-archive]

Not soulmates but it always had to be them and they weren't destined to be together but they were doomed to be but also it took everything for them to get here and also it was never supposed to happen but also it always was and had to happen this way. Hope this helps

[cheaphalloweencostume]

does anyone know if we have locking in today

[busket]

no it was canceled. today we are taking things as they come and doing exactly what feels right

[davidfosterwallaceandgromit]

oh buddy it’s only monday monday

[charl0ttan]

jorts season againnn fuck yesssss suck the very visible outline of my diiiiiick

[barry2018-2023]

it's SO important to spend lots and lots of time on shit that no one cares about but you and does not enhance your life in any way

[charl0ttan]

"kill them with kindness" FALSE! task manager🧮

[cannibalings]

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures