Moonchild don't cry // When moon rise it's your time

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[hanfu-mermay]

👩🏻荷里寒

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Chinese hanfu.

[doggosource]

[chillyfeetsteak]

his suckers

[krismasdreemurr00]

[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

please reblog this until i find my true love. i am so alone

[tables-but-with-a-very-long-name]

Made it poly friendly

[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

oh hell yeah even better

[courtjester69420]

Made one for aromantic trans people 👍

[queen-mihai]

Reblogging for poly people, mono people, and people who need their keys

[goldentigereyemania]

Hope y’all find what you’re looking for

[afeelgoodblog]

Surprise triplets 😂

[sandersstudies]

I can’t decide what’s funnier, if this was a genuine candid photo of the father’s shock, or if he was an excellent sport and was like “hey folks, know what would be hilarious…”

[lizluvscupcakes]

“Yknow, Ted, the guys at the bar are gonna wanna know what it was.”

“Bring the photo! It’ll be funnier if you bring the photo.”

[gay-ellis-thats-all]

Story Time!

My father, who is an identical twin, has two older sisters who were also identical twins. My grandfather’s favourite way to tell the story was that in 1956 when he was awaiting the arrival of 🤷‍♀️ Child™️, the doctor (who, in the small town where we’re from, had delivered my aunts a few years earlier) came to the lounge, lit a cigarette and took a seat next to him.

“Clifford… how are ya?” the doctor greeted.

“I’m alright… yourself?”

“Good, good…good, so how many ya want this time?”

My grandfather, even in the retelling of the story heaved the most world weary sigh and said, “…how many ya got?”

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Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮

[yournewfriendshouse]

[roseworth]

careless whisper fucks so insanely hard and i will never forgive the internet for making it a "meme song." tonight the music seems so loud i wish that we could lose this crowd maybe its better this way we'd hurt each other with the things we want to say. if you even care.

[tinsnip]

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[sanguineshade]

I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

[sweet-tea-skitty]

i also love using task manager to kill things! Cease this

[thememedaddy]

[furballfaggot]

i need to STOOOOPPPPPPP !!!!!! thinking of THAT MANNNNNNN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *continues* *continues* *continues*

[sylthedumbassdemon]

[hanfu-mermay]

[ziseviolet]

Chinese hanfu.

[hanfu-mermay]

🎨左川歸客

[ziseviolet]

Chinese hanfu.

[hanfu-mermay]

@山有木兮

[ziseviolet]

Chinese hanfu.

[catasters]

[bubblegum-magnesium]

[yuriinullification]

what the hell man

[cannibalchicken]