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veiledfigure

doesnt like it

yuppiesnpuppies

It just keeps on going

jame7t

I had a dream I invented a little toy or two…

txttletale

washington post fact checkers have given this post three out of five pinocchios

jame7t

girl what the fuck

notsadanymorecorvid

me and my neighbor dug a huge hole in our backyard called the hagrid pit. the goal was to kill hagrid and bury him there

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dogpuppy

They’re releasing an ocarina of time remake because they KNOW it will make me mad, it’s to distract me from the other problems in the world that need my help

#legend of zelda #Zelda #ocarina of time

It brings me a great deal of comfort knowing that James Gandolfini and SpongeBob were good friends

grahamkennedy-deactivated202411

Scrolled down the MF DOOM tag trying to find the mac and cheese image and I couldn't so anyway here it is literally one of my favourite images of all time

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very important that you include MF DOOM's Villainous Mac and Cheese Recipe alongside this image

Sometimes I wish I were a berry, but I’m just a fucking Turnip

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The lifecycle of a cherry

Sometimes you actually do have to face your fears ig

skeletalheartattack

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jabbaimond

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 OUT OF HERE!