posts i think are good

less of a "heritage post" blog and more of a personal archive of posts i find funny or otherwise Important. i don't take requests.

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i think dudes should hold

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Breaking news all sports indefinitely cancelled because we have lost tbe ball

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ppput iit up myy asss sss ssss

✅ seceet decoded !

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

How to spoon:

Dick hard on the butt

Titty in my hand

Kiss ya neck

Hell yeah

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What

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

HOW TO SPOON

DICK HARD ON THE BUTT

TITTY IN MY HAND

KISS YA NECK

H E L L Y E A H

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[taffywabbit]

cuz when we sneezing and hopping

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we snopping

[taffywabbit]

it's snopping snaturday. snop to it

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

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*they’re

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

[yesterdaysprint]

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, April 26, 1935

[kittenchomp]

thanks man good to know

[biggyman]

Your survival skill has increased by 1

[lacefuneral]

tumblr is erasing shitpost history......

this innocuous post by twistedhellknight52 got an "explicit content" flag - not just a mature warning. like the post itself is disabled and no one can see it unless they previously reblogged it. and because twistedhellknight52 isn't around, they can't file for an appeal

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what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

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this day and minute? go put kiwi in the microwave and see a gunky kind of bitch unfold

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put some brownie mix in a bowl, add a little bit of water until it's brownie batter consistency, microwave it for a minute, shabam. instant microwave brownie in a bowl

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tbf, im no bob cuisine innit, call me america's test bitchin, but before i blow away into nitwit nirvana i aim to see www.tumblr learn to read over two words max in a post

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what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

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this day and minute? go put kiwi in the microwave and see a gunky kind of bitch unfold

[willgrahamscock]

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

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[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor