posts i think are good

less of a "heritage post" blog and more of a personal archive of posts i find funny or otherwise Important. i don't take requests.

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i think dudes should hold

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: FOR UNCLE CHARALES DMV: FUCKED Verdict: DENIED

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[grox]

Ezcuse me ladies everything you just said about wile e coyote being a cocksucking faggot and being passed around at college parties and sucking his husbands cock and cruising at home depot has been echoed and amplified out your open ground floor window to our leasing office where we are discussing not renew8ng your lease when its up and we all have heard everything you just said

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

you sad little pervert

im happy big & sexually normal

[grevenz]

Im a nonthreatening feminist boy, come talk to me on Skype! talk to me on skype about your problems as a woman i sympathize i’m taking womens studies. I took women’s studies I know what ‘systematic’ means. Man I’m so horny today. Sorry. I’m sorry. I feel so bad. I just came out and said it. Inappropriate. What do you like to do when you’re horny? One feminist to another. Just normal feminist over here. What do you think of this unlabelled image of my cock? I sent it to you titled “image.PNG”. Are you surprised by its girth? I apologize. How rude of me. I’m so sorry. I really need to get better at this I’m sorry. I’m learning so much. All humans must go through growth and I know that better than anyone, I mean I’m in a women’s studies class right now. Liveblogging my women’s studies class.

[sport-news-daily]

Breaking news all sports indefinitely cancelled because we have lost tbe ball

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ppput iit up myy asss sss ssss

✅ seceet decoded !

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

How to spoon:

Dick hard on the butt

Titty in my hand

Kiss ya neck

Hell yeah

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What

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

HOW TO SPOON

DICK HARD ON THE BUTT

TITTY IN MY HAND

KISS YA NECK

H E L L Y E A H

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[jimxugle]

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[taffywabbit]

cuz when we sneezing and hopping

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we snopping

[taffywabbit]

it's snopping snaturday. snop to it

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

[mystic-bullshit]

*they’re

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

[yesterdaysprint]

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, April 26, 1935

[kittenchomp]

thanks man good to know

[biggyman]

Your survival skill has increased by 1

[lacefuneral]

tumblr is erasing shitpost history......

this innocuous post by twistedhellknight52 got an "explicit content" flag - not just a mature warning. like the post itself is disabled and no one can see it unless they previously reblogged it. and because twistedhellknight52 isn't around, they can't file for an appeal