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-Marshall

You know how when you’re in a relationship, you have to tell everyone half-truths about your new partner and make things up to make them sound interesting, because in all reality they’re really not? Going to try something crazy next time: Dating someone who is actually stand-alone interesting.

#bam #revolutionary #ending toxic relationships 2k15

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You sit there in your heartache Waiting on some beautiful boy to To save you from your old ways

And she was never really invested in the relationship at all. You know how sometimes people get emotionally distant if they think a breakup is coming so it’ll hurt less? Yeah, she was like that for *six months*. The entire duration of the relationship. I mean, good luck getting over your trust issues, but I’m so glad to be out of it.

#no more one-sided relationships

I remember how bad it felt lying to everyone and saying “we fight a lot.” Because it was never “we,” it was “she.” She fought a lot. All the trivial shit in her life got taken out on me. Any time she was frustrated - with work, with family, didn’t sleep enough, whatever it was - she was going to get in a pissy mood later that day and make sure I felt as bad as she did.

#ending toxic relationships 2k15 #because who wants a partner like that?