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[love-personal]

[make-smoof-not-war]

[thingsorganizedneatly]

[nprfreshair]

Cheese Map by Jennifer Davick 

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via poetryandpills)

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via socraticjuan)

[did-you-know]

Source

[lagunatuna-deactivated20160901]

[unclejesse4everilove]

[georgetakei]

When pizza is your only bae, but you’re okay with that.

Source: I Fucking Love This

[eezybree]

SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

[moonchild-robina]

Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?

[psithirisma]

a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different  

[lavendergrandpa]

Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!! Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant mess

[purrypixel]

This is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us

[deadmomjokes]

It’s true; cats see us as giant dumb hairless babies. That’s why they bring us half-dead prey– to teach us how to hunt and eat properly. That’s why they attack when we rub their bellies– that’s how parent cats teach kittens to defend themselves. That’s also why they meow– cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we can’t hear, but meow at kittens because their ears aren’t fully developed. They even specialized a set of meows they use only for humans, because we are especially deaf babies.

We are all of us dumb kittens.

[sorrynomoretaee]

Today I Learned That I Am A Dumb Kitten

[jeza-red]

I can totally live with that.

[rubyetc]

my essence

[georgetakei]

You got me slipping, tumbling, sinking, fumbling.

Source: Awwww Pets

[xperttime]

[amirdrassil]

[littleyellowumbrella89]

Oh Canada 🍁😍 #Tim Hortons #Better Than Dunkin

[lejazzhot]

[redlove3]

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlooked for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

[tyleroakley]

THE SHADE OF IT ALL.

[kateordie]

My boss told me this story and I didn’t believe it. It’s so good.

[stability]