.Welp.

If you live life and don't touch those around you, did you really live?

[marvelsmostwanted]

[adeles]

I’m not a princess.

[joner]

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

[actuallyclintbarton]

me, from underneath my significant other: *wheeze* what’s up?

[annakendrickofficial]

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

[seudag]

good luck to linguistics in the future trying to explain this

[kittyvines]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

averypottermormon:

throhing:

BRB D E A D

I am morally obligated to reblog all kitten vines

cat owner: say hi to everybody! kitty: *meows adorably*

[pastel-cutie-deactivated2016030]

[weavemama]

trumps supporters: this generation of “triggered” crybabies overreact too much!!!

mall of america: we’re gonna have black santa 

trump supporters: 

starbucks: we’re gonna say happy holidays

trump supporters:

hamilton: mike pence please look out for us and be careful 

trump supporters:

kellogs: we don’t want our ads on a bigoted news site

trump supporters: 

the rest of america: hillary won the popular vote

trump supporters:

[raptorific]

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

[unicornempire]

This whole concept never fails to astound me. Thank you for summing it up so succinctly! 

[categorical-abstract-ml-blog]

future music genres

doom polka

post-conscious disco

self aware jazz

“spango”

[tamper]

[arcaneimages]

[tenderfeeling]

me overhearing plans and wanting in

[chrissyglinn]

I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME

[sarah-rmz]

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

when you’re having a nice time but remember you forgot to do something important

[kalewolfson]

[some-atoms-deactivated20160921]

It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.

[zigzaswoon-blog]

self conscious brains aww

[toomanyschwas]

brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible

because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong

[some-atoms-deactivated20160921]

you might say it’s braingerous  

[jabonion-deactivated20240130]

a brain made the decision to make that joke

[udirr]

[nitrogen]

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