:V

i am 3 raccoons in a trench coat

[seven-winged-liar]

the only place that 'i suffered and because i suffered so should you' belongs is when you see something diabolical or emotionally devastating on the internet so naturally youve gotta call up your best friends

[demilypyro]

talking to americans is so funny they're like "yeah I'm going to Pittsburgh" and I'm like wow Pittsburgh like from Fallout 3. wow the west coast like from GTA5. wow Chicago from Chicago. don't get me started on New York. how does it feel to live in the places all the media is about

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tutorial

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[charlesoberonn]

Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

[charlesoberonn]

Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.

[charlesoberonn]

Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.

[hyperlexichypatia]

SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.

[blandandtasteless]

This feels like calibrating my normal detector

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

This guy in my town owns a rug store, and he’s always changing his sign out front but he’s also the biggest Dad in the world so his jokes are awful but brilliant

[copperbadge]

Well I know where I’m going next time I need a rug. 

[thedeliaishere]

[cryptotheism]

Being a Renaissance noble sucks. My dad died, now the alchemist who was scamming him is trying to scam me, my wife is a teenager with cholera, and some heathens are translating the Bible into DUTCH.

[cryptotheism]

Wife died. Got a new one with no cholera. Exiled the alchemist.

[cryptotheism]

Serfs are protestant now.

[cryptotheism]

Alchemist is back.

[cryptotheism]

Mercenaries killed my peasants for being protestant. Pretty sure the alchemist fucked my wife. Exiled the alchemist again.

[cryptotheism]

Wife died. Local archbishop tried to buy my estate. Told him to fuck off. Not like, in a protestant way though. Got a new wife.

[cryptotheism]

Alchemist is back.

[stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese]

🗡️

(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)

[thingsisaidweredumb]

i love how this website decided the ides of march is a week long thing this year

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

The idea of stabbing the absolute FUCK out of some rich powerful asshole who has been making life suck for the masses DOES have a certain extra appeal this time around, yes.

[skellydun]

????? march ?????? again ??????

[darnitjack]

When you're tired of being in the army

[ot3]

OPEN RP

“Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“

[vanillacorpse]

i, aslan of narnia, wonders if you bought any sprite

[ot3]

((A talking lion!?))

“Ah, sorry Aslan-san. They only had Sierra Mist. I hope that’s okay.”

[vanillacorpse]

oh ive never tried one. let me 

hhg. what is this flavor? 

AAAUUGHG ITRS FUCKING GOOD!

[tentavision]

Sierra Mist has been discontinued this is the last time you can reblog this. I’m sorry Aslan.

[ot3]

oh my god it’s true

[deirdreskye]

Why am I getting Whatsapp scam texts from dwarves

[toastbutteregg]

[funnytwittertweets]

[valtsv]

[the-chosen-half-of-one]

Achievement unlocked: discovered piece of media at exact right time in your life to experience maximum peak emotional impact and infatuation