Cruisin'

My milkshake brings no one to the yard because I drank it all.

[greelin]

give two white guys a budget of hundreds of millions of dollars and watch them create the most mediocre thing you’ve ever witnessed

[dankmemeuniversity]

[toastbutteregg]

[sandmandaddy69]

[detectivehole]

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

[guccixcucci]

[purulens-kopet]

[funnytwittertweets]

[tradingberry]

[hellomelancholic]

The grind NEVER starts. I am sleeping.

[firefox-official]

You ever think about how boring World Domination could be? Like you spend your entire life planning that one goal and once you reach it, You have nothing to really look forward too.

okay socrates we all saw megamind

[lavender-melancholy]

[fairycosmos]

walking by people’s houses is such a bizarre feeling. like what are you doing in there. what does your life look like

[harryedward]

Boy: Hey! Me: (ง︡’-‘︠)ง

[chumbie]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[horsefriend]

This video gives me spiritually energy and power

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Me: Why does that horse look like it’s made of wet clay

Me: Oh that’s why

[tacomel420]

hot girl summer

[autumngracy]

On all levels but physical, that's a pig