if i look back, i am lost
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@broken-copymachine
Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen
This is my new favorite thing
I will never not enjoy the hell out of these.
This is definitely on my bucket list.
Photographer: hey are you comfortable with nudity
Model: yes sure I guess
Photographer: *unbuttoning shirt* cool well you just sit there and I’ll be there in a mo’
hey i just got this horrifying mask at walmart today. i couldn’t help myself. im sorry. The impulse was too strong.
did u buy it with money
i did, in fact, purchase it with money
Y luego a gomitar
When you’re trying to give your mom a heart attack
yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts 3 bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasn’t looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself “oh my god…i have so many…” and put all five of them in her backpack
the anniversary of this legend
self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys
No self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes
Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting
if you touch my birthday cake ill make you eat your hands
My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is. This knowledge is a great burden.
An important detail that I feel shouldn’t be ignored: Garfield would only be the name of a warrior, elder, or medicine cat. Other ranks/ages have assigned suffixes, meaning Garfield would also, at some point, hold the names:
Garkit,
Garpaw,
and, if fortune favors the cat in question,
Garstar
Garfield, the brother of Mountaindew and Smokeweed
#we did it. we’ve found the mcelboys fursonas
i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave”
at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it
Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious
I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.
with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched
Sometimes the world brings you a brand of humor you love and weren’t ready for at all. Especially not at 6am right before bed.
Oh man the can pops at the exact right moment in the song.
“Babe, dinner’s ready”
“Do I look like I eat bugs?!”
I love this frog so much I drew a comic of it.
I’M
Rather then being repelled, vampires are driven into a culinary rage by garlic, and spend the next 1d6 rounds punching the dish in question.
I nearly got away with making a vampire cannon with garlic. So my DM said that the garlic “repelled the vampires” so I stopped the session to ask some questions. Did he mean vampires literally got pushed back at the first smell of garlic? Yes, he said.
He sealed his fate as I then asked if the force of repulsion was additive or multiplicative. He said the latter with a confused tone, probably not sure where I was going with it. I then put two and a half years of mechanical engineering schooling to work creating a vampire cannon. Put a mask on the vampire so they can’t smell the two hundred cloves of garlic right next to them. Remove mask, boom, you have a vampire projectile at your disposal.
My DM still hates me for breaking the physics of his universe.
@thebibliosphere
2019 is a bit dull isn’t it
Don’t you fucking dare
I won £2.40 on the lottery after posting this 2019 is mildly interesting again
It’s a pine fall day today in Russia.
Things just happen in Russia in a unique way that I’m not sure can ever be explained. Like how a fucking meteor landed in the middle of the Russian wilderness and resulted in the equivalent of a nuclear bomb going off but no one really even noticed.
russia requiring drivers to have dashcams for insurance purposes is literally the best law ever enacted bc we get to see shit like this
I hope everyone had a great 2009
let’s make 2010 just as good
the fight is harder each year.
gotta keep going because nothing ever stops.
you deserve to be new and whole.
WOW
I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit
That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game
HE REALLY DID IT
holy
FUCKING SHIT
so wait
someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air
in front of Tony Hawk
AND STUCK IT
jfc
Tony Hawk literally says “Are you kidding me” because that move from the video game is a made up move that know one thought would be humanly possible
imádom ezt
Makers of Tony Hawk Pro Skater: “Okay let’s do some silly shit called the Air Christ. It’s just a cool looking move no one will ever try it for real.”
Skater in the future: “I don’t even need you to hold my beer. Just get the camera ready….”
