When in Rome

I'll be doing fine | I made it to the coastline

[allthesepurplelights]

[aromanticduck]

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

[marzipanandminutiae]

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

[depsidase]

[girlwarlock]

[lavender-lily]

[toastbutteregg]

i know its late but its too wholesome not to share

[writterings]

we’re getting into BOOKS again, kids. we’re out here reading BOOKS. it doesn’t matter if it’s YA lit or elementary school readers or “”great classic”” novels or comic books or even creative non-fiction. we’re reading BOOKS and we’re having FUN with it. 

[everythingfox]

“A good boy using their indoor awoo when they hear sirens”

(via)

[kuttithevangu]

Someone I know not well enough to voice my opinion on the subject said something like why didn’t God make potatoes a low-calorie food so I am here to say: God made them like that because their nutrition density IS what makes them healthy. By God I mean Andean agricultural technicians. Potato is healthy BECAUSE potato holds calories and vitamins. Do not malign potato

[anxietyproblem]

[iotaqizm]

friendly reminder that while the necromancer who was holding prince philip together will not see your jokes about his death, your necromancer friends who are trying their best will see them. so be nice

[tamamita]

Happy Thatcher is in Hell day

[tamamita]

Happy Prince Philip is in Hell day

[0pluto-134340]

physically i'm here. mentally i'm book 2 zuko standing on a cliff and melodramatically yelling at god to shoot lightning at him

[catasters]

The Secret Ingredient

[ebonyheartnet]

The goddamn adrenaline rush

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

When the cat caught the ball their reaction had me weak as fuck LMAO!

[pettycentral]

[coochie-bandit]

[ubernegro]

When you just wanted to support people’s creativity and aspirations, but ended up as a vehicle for their healthcare and living expenses.

[viejospellejos]

AUDIO POR DIOSSSSSS!!!!

[slr2198]

Beyond perfect 🤣👍

[5triderofthenorth]

Dude’s got pipes

[vodkassassin]

Damn he is BELTING it.

[voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2]

Fire Lord Zuko passing a law that forbids challenging anyone under the age of majority to Agni Kai

Fire Lord Zuko waiting until the day he reaches the age of majority to pass this law, lest anyone think he is a coward

(No one. Literally no one would have thought that, but it’s generally regarded as a very classy move regardless)

[constallayetions]

Wait but also, until then, if anyone under the age of majority is challenged

Zuko fights it for them.

Which, especially in more rural towns (where Agni Kais are less of a public event and more of a fast and violent duel) is terrifying because you challenge your neighbor’s kid over a stolen chicken-fish and all of a sudden the Fire Lord is showing up???

But, those few who still challenge those who should be kids learn quickly to regret it.

[grayblebayble]

Okay but this implies that Zuko knows whenever someone challenges a kid to an Agni Kai and is there before the battle takes place.

Firelord Zuko: *wakes up in a cold sweat near midnight*

Firelord Zuko: *running down the palace hallways while still struggling to put in his pants, being chased by his team of bodyguards* I’M GOING TO HING WA ISLAND TO KICK SOMEBODY’S ASS SEE YOU IN A WEEK BITCHES

[enbyzukostanblog]

Random spirit: Why’d you do that to him? Isn’t it kind of a stretch for a mortal to be blessed like that?

Agni himself: I felt like it

[overlordofbisexuals]

@dead-fandom-society @evilkitten3

[yankee-doodle-danger]

how dare you leave this gold in the notes