Overlord_Of_Bisexuals

Just absolute Maniac shit these days

[star-snail]

cat & be 

lets go..!

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[pointless-achievements]

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

After The Clouds Clear

Sorry, I don't give out medals, this is the best I can do.

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[teaboot]

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

[kingsonne-zedecks]

Listen, I'm not saying the Abidan are necessarily bad guys. I'm just saying that if you view them as a collection of adults constantly bringing children into existence only to let them die of sickness and disease by refusing to provide medical treatment. Then their stalwart protection of those children against monsters and other adults becomes less impressive.

Especially when they don't really think of the children as people unless they manage to grow to adulthood.

Or when they can see the future and know exactly when and how they are going to die and still do nothing.

Or how they immediately used the initial success from trialing having doctors treat the sick children to have a bunch more children.

Or how they got really freaked out when one of the doctors quit so they slapped heavy restrictions on the rest of the doctors to make them behave.

Or how they got outraged that one of the doctors euthanized a suffering child instead of letting them wither away through years of suffering before their eventual guaranteed painful death.

Or how they got shocked that one of the doctors started claiming that they were evil and needed to be destroyed and couldn't understand why.

Or how they imprisoned the last doctor without access to support for using an untested treatment on himself in order to save a child.

Or how when a man who wanted to be the very best protector he could be ended up being really good at killing instead, they forced him to execute sick children for thousands of years, all the while having more and more children. More than they could ever protect from monsters and other adults despite that being their original supposed purpose.

Anyway, I don't blame Ozriel, Vroshir, or even the Mad King for hating them. What they do after the fact, less so in many cases. But hating the Abidan as an organization? No, that feels pretty justified sometimes.

[olom-eats-rock-candy]

For the Cradle people:

Akura Charity is my favorite supporting character in the entire series.

Introduction to the story? Immaculate.

Spending babysitting duty in an artisans smock carving statues? Immediately identifying the cop and letting your doorman rough him up while you talk to his prisoner? The casual twenty-story flipping of a chisel while you take a break and talk to your nieces friend?

Flawless. Perfect. I suspect she had babysitting duty because it's the closest she gets to actually relaxing. She's the straight man to her father's wacky shonen-protagonist-post-series-nonsense.

And they're both immortal so this couple months a decade where you don't have to send Dad through a portal because he's trying to start fights with randos out of boredom, or trying to keep people from throwing themselves at your vicious wine aunt grandmother.

Her friendship with Min Shuei? Delightful. Charity is the perfect foil Min Shuei and once again is the one brain cell keeping the world together all through the mid series.

Her relationship with the freshly powered up Lindon? Easily slips into addressing him as an equal despite their previous history.

Her sacred arts are cool as fuck.

She doesn't hold back on sarcasm.

She offers lessons in cutting people with words.

And she seems so down-to-earth for one of the world's most powerful beings.

Plus the sculpting outfit. So hot to see a powerful woman with a healthy hobby

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[fruitsfag]

17 years

[airinyourtires]

loss is an adult today. happy birthday loss.

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[sun-of-a-watcher]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[lilmamabeyellin]

[killerkoiking]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#the ancient texts

... My reblog was only six years ago!

[my-dailydreams]

[shencomix]

[gayvampyr]

lmfao