[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

tumblr isn’t a social media site, it’s just my room

[casgirl]

Griddlehark rules they’re like lesbian yzma and kronk

[chillyfeetsteak]

is it sad that this was sitting on my ipad already drawn before i saw this tumblr post

[pygmypouter]

it's pretty nice like this. it's funny — i never feel like that in the dream.

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[dunmertitty]

“no, trust me, bro. they’re really going out of style this time. i promise.”

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

i literally can’t stop laughing at this

[stevienick]

WUTHERING HEIGHTS written by kate bush

[strangewife]

yeah i cant do dating apps

[strangewife]

can someone just fall in love with me so i don’t have to do that shit

[thesituation]

i’m so glad i’m alive in this era because we’re starting to actually linguistically study sperm whale language and may soon be able to translate it

[thesituation]

Exclusive: Sperm whale speech has human-like 'vowels'

The mammals' mysterious clicks contain a stunning level of complexity, a new study shows.

i saw this headline and wanted to take my shirt off and dance on a table

[imaginaryfriendwithbenefits]

also re Cytherea like yes she is a bad person and on a reread often cartoonishly evil just for shits and giggles but also. very crucially. if i tried to use necromancy to cure my chronic illness only to end up chronically ill but unable to die for eternity I would also become the joker.

[importantanimalstories]

This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

[serozvero]

Well, now I'm a Gilbert fan. That sly villainous grin and squint…

[bobdylanyaoi]

2025 stats:

0 dubai chocolate ingested

0 labubus bought

0 episodes of stranger things watched

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

[scienceoftheidiot]

They existed *before beetles*

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

[spacedandelions]

Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

[ignescent]

https://xkcd.com/1259/

Bee Orchid

[sepdet]

This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees' range has shrunk by 90%.

(my own photos)

Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.

Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would've penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you've observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.

You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:

The Trees That Miss The Mammoths - American Forests

Trees that once depended on animals like the wooly mammoth for survival have managed to adapt and survive in the modern world.



[modernvintage]

First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.

[goth-queen]

[lilbunnyteeth]

loot of a tumblr paladin

[meat4meat]

"I just can't keep track of the characters in Gideon The Ninth" They are both numbered and color coded.

[lizznotliz]

#if there are too many for you then just give it a hot sec

[probuccalfat]

i do think i’m better than people for not shopping on shein or temu

[melspontaneus]