Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican

21/USA/she pronouns

[smeagles]

can’t wait for whatever bullshit happens tomorrow #mybullshit

[3000s]

wait a minute..... these arent my memories

[3000s]

ughh. why does my head hurt

[swagvo1d]

i love him

[theunstablejester]

How it feels to imagine a female character's voice as deep when you read the source and then watch an adaptation that gives her some Elmo ass voice

[saevity]

double vision 👁️👁️👁️

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[virtualgirladvance]

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"

PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[ozempicofficial]

[important-cat-pics]

[ellaintrigue]

[trigona-necrophaga]

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

[frankiecorleone]

Does anyone else have an list of 10-15 untouchable thoughts that if you let yourself remeber or think about them for even a second it’s excruciating or is this a me thing