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independent and private STUART MACHER of wes craven's scream

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speaking of trash ships

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au where i post this starter call and actually write starters

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❝what, did i hurt your FEELINGS?❞ it’s a wonder how the two of them can get anything done, when they seem to waste so much time bickering like an old married couple. ❝the world’s a terrible place, stu, you need to man up.❞ and with macher’s OBVIOUS attack to billy’s severe lack of a sex-life, loomis’ infamous death glare is bestowed upon the blond. a warning. ❝hey, shut the fuck up. leave sid out of this, alright?❞

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  ‘ HEY, lay off, man - i thought you gettin’ LAID was part of the plan, ‘ never one to know when to be quiet, shutting the fuck up was not part of stu’s vocabulary. not unless it was being directed towards other people, anyway. ‘ you keep changin’ plans on me -- how the fuck am i supposed to know that you’ve gone soft for sid ??  ‘ maybe SOFT wasn’t the right choice of words, either, but he doesn’t fully have a death wish. not completely.

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    ‘  well, there is a crazy killer on the loose,  ‘  her statement is punctuated by a raise of the eyebrows,  ‘  but other than that       no, i’m just fine.  ‘  it’s not the truth, but it’ll do. anything to look more innocent in the eyes of her peers ( though not to stu, because he knows she’s lying ).  ‘  why do you care? is our king asshole not feeling his mean streak today?  ‘

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   ‘ OOH, you gettin’ a little spooked there, cassie? admit it and i’ll protect ya’, ‘ the shit eating grin on his face could probably afford to be knocked down a few pegs, but he can’t help himself, and he uses her full name just for his own enjoyment. ‘ hey, the king’s got a soft side too, you know. ‘

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                          ‘   NOW SID, don’t you blame the movies. movies don’t                                     create psychos         movies make psychos more creative !   ‘

                         #the original fake hoe squad.

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YELLS. I MISSED U.

I MISSED U TOO BRO.

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REMEMBER WHEN i fucking remembered this blog me too

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also i have a dirty secret ............. i’ve .................... never seen beyond the first scream movie oops ..... but tonight i’m marathoning all four while i finish starters and get my stu game on

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*SHOUTS FROM THE TOP OF A BURNING BUILDING* i’m still alive i just got really drunk last night w/ the oscars and all and forgot my login 

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is ‘ i can’t come into work today because i’m living out my life-long dream of writing the original fuck boy ™  ‘ an acceptable call-out excuse ??? 

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@massacreist wanted a piece of this​

    ‘ you good over there, cass, or what?? you're lookin' a little distracted. ‘ not that he really gives a shit, not at all, she's looking at the very (self-acclaimed) king of not giving a shit.

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it’s moments like this, that he wonders why stuart. of all people, why has he chosen STU to be his partner in crime — and the answer soon comes in the form of a very cinematic voice-over (at least in billy’s head.) he’s reminded of roman’s first rule: find someone to throw under the bus in the odd chance their murderous plans fail. loomis’ best friend, as gullible as he is, seems to fit the description to a fucking T. ❝you’re the JOKE, stu. one so sad, nobody finds it in themselves to laugh at you every time you open your fucking mouth. we’re doing you a favor… you should be thanking us.❞ 

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  ‘ you don’t gotta be such a dick about it, ‘ comes his disgruntled response, though he's not entirely put out. he's used to the other by now - unfortunately for him.  ‘ geeze, billy, guess sid better put out soon, huh? you’re gettin' crankier than usual. ‘ 

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i’m actually the worst human being i passed the fuck out when i was in the middle of writing a starter where’s my award

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