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[livewhilewestillcan]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[ransomflanagan]

CHRIS EVANS - Year in Review: 2020

[thesurfslab]

Amber Run

[xxxdirectorxxx]

Girls who masturbate in front of you are angels.

[funny-tik-toks]

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

[mumble--bee]

😲

[kimmycup]

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

[7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7]

fuck small talk how old were you when it all went wrong

[radicalurbanista]

cw: anti-Black violence

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Dec. 13, 2020

Racial terrorists known as “Proud Boys” steal BLM banners from D.C churches and burn the banners. Police presence amounted to protecting the terrorists, facing counter-protestors instead. Police allegedly blamed BLM for the domestic terror and assaults carried out by Trump’s base.

Michigan’s legislature’s office buildings will be closed on Monday because of “credible threats of violence” but details of the threats were not released. Michigan’s capital was stormed earlier this year by armed white nationalists, who also threatened to kidnap the state’s governor.

[prinnay]

Cinderella

[putitonmydash]

Lesley (@freshlengths)

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[lmaonade]

if you pull the bag out of a cereal box you’re fucked. you’re so absolutely fucked. it’s never gonna go back in there the same way again, the box was protecting you and you disrespected it and you will get what you deserve 

[rooneyloublue]

more here

[onlyfornow]

The Villa Adriana (Hadrian’s Villa) in Tivoli, Italy.

[apocryphics]

girls will carry unimaginable primordial rage but still go about their day as if nothing is wrong and that is very sexy of us I think

[chicago-freestylee]

everyone’s waiting for 2021 as if COVID expires december 31st

[dammit-desmond-deactivated20180]

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

[pandaspwnz]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

[redshift-13]

Michigan lawmakers listened to 6 hours of election fraud testimony and it was hilarious

On Tuesday, Michigan lawmakers dedicated more than six hours to allowing evidence-free testimony on the unproven and, frankly, unprovable election fraud claims of Trump supporters. A good summary of these kinds of events came from a man named Bill...

[posttexasstressdisorder]

That-there’s a big ol’ pile o’ Weapons-Grade Stupid right there.  Ah’m a-tellin’ ya…

[a-grim-grinning-ghost]

I always thought parks and rec was being hyperbolic about how these kinds of meetings with the public go…

[liraelclayr]

Oh my God.

[blueinaseaofred]

It’s like this scene was specifically created for this hearing