[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[paperandpencilsandskips]

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post

[vanyamire]

A touch of divinity

my gift for @ pedernalesfalls for fandom trumps hate <3 this was so fun to paint!

[mallalada]

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

[habaebiti]

Jerry the Ginger Eater (2026) dir. Connor Storrie

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[sawed-on-shotgun]

when a person is mean online but doesn't have any meaningfully curated aesthetic it's like whatever that person just kinda sucks. When a person is mean online and their profile is super cute and unassuming they harbor an ancient evil deep deep deep inside of their soul

[valtsv]

you ever find yourself facing down obligations so miserable and pointless that you start to understand why people shot off their feet to avoid having to go to war

[mushroominawaterbottle]

you ever listen to a song so good you have to jump around

[theswisscheeserag]

If you listen to Call Your Mom by Noah Kahan enough times your phone automatically calls 988 for you

[fandomshitpostsandmore]

I hate when I'm thinking of offing myself and then Noah Kahan releases a new song snippet and it's like "FUCK, now I gotta stay alive cuz I wanna blast the whole song in my car when it's released". Man is forcing me to go back to my classic survival method of "kick the can down the road". God damn.

[ceo-of-merleon]

And he was wearing Leon’s cape here not Arthur’s idgaf

[thosesillylittlegayghosts]

Endlessly funny to me how during the proposal, after they’d known each other 13 years and been dating for 4, Shane says Ilya’s full name and his response is: you know my middle name? And Shane had to admit he googled it

[a-certain-serpent]

I think baseball appeals to me because I too want to be home and safe and also dont do the one thing im meant to do half the time

[twirlingfreckles]

they call it bloodlust because it’s meant to turn you on

[lilpy]

bleleleh

[brightestinwin]

sam please do it for the power of gays!!