Uh, Woah

Name's Jonathan Shoemaker 23 // cats // coffee // ask.

[egberts]

I'm weird as shit but at least I'm not mean

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

Los

Angeles

[chubbymermaid87]

Is this for real?

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

I promise

[toastbutteregg]

[thebootydiaries]

no one: ur cute

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[imsoofuckingsad]

someone: it gets better

*5 years later*

me: when

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

not gonna lie i’m pretty uncomfortable like all the time

[y-ureii]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rhubabby]

[sandandglass]

[jessicacapshaw]

[antipopes-archive]

i’m from new england so the idea of a state that big just confuses and upsets me so sign my whitehouse.gov petition to have texas separated into four smaller texi

[roboticoperatingbud]

[dog-teeth]

haha no bro i promise im okay! *dissolves due to loneliness*

[trynsave]