Living After Midnight

Just a girl and her blog.

[hungryandpoor]

French Onion Soup

This soup is a big warm hug in a bowl. A classic winter warmer that you’ve got to try. While this is pretty cheap and gets a few healthy point it’s a patience dish. But so worth it.

Serves 2

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[danceswithphantoms]

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

“I think it’s raining,” says the man.

“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman. 

“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”

“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

[breaktotheotherside]

What pisses me off is the complexity of the context required to throw this pun so it made any sense.

[australian-government-deactivat]

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

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[alicesaurusfragilis-blog]

this next trick is a little something i like to call “bulking out my bibliography with articles I barely looked at”

[ardatli]

“Works Sighted”

[eggyrollz]

lol

[lizziemcguirevampireslayer-deac]

when someone roasts you and the point is completely valid

[loversinalibrary]

[anqelicize]

GUYS DO YOU UNDERSTAND

HE ACTUALLY DID IT

[arentordinaryvillainsadorable]

Mark ruffalo is one of my heroes

[candlewinds]

Working hard is important, but there’s something that matters even more. Believing in yourself. Think of it this way: every great wizard in history has started out as nothing more than we are now. Students. If they can do it, why not us?

[cracked]

“Our ecosystem was clearly designed by the Devil, but at least we don’t have more guns than people.”

America’s Gun Problem Is So Bad Even Australians Are Scared

[sounddrive]

They’re right though.

[unbfacts]

How the Old Spice commercial was filmed. Practical effects.

Not at all what we thought!

[boss-hoody]

This makes these commercials 100 times better

[mileskane-deactivated20160717]

au where everyone is born with a very unique tattoo on their ankle, nobody else in the world has that tattoo.

every time you fall in love with someone, their tattoo appears somewhere else on your body. (not necessarily soulmates, just who you fall in love with.)

imagine people who fall in love easily having their bodies completely covered in tattoos.

aromantics who only have their own ankle tattoo on their body.

people who have love affairs having to cover up the other secret tattoo from their spouse/partner.

a new tattoo appearing on a celebrity’s body in new photos and a very lucky fan (who had recently met the celebrity) realizing that it’s their tattoo.

elderly ladies sitting around tables in nursing homes telling the story behind each of their tattoos.

kindergartners who giggle as they look at their own ankle tattoos together and dream about the future tattoos they’ll have when they’re all grown up.

people trying their best to deface tattoos of ex-lovers who broke their hearts, but they can never go away.

just think about this, guys.

[steampunktendencies]

Victorian Houses

[obviousplant]

This 7-Ft. Kid Jail is now available at Toys R Us

[unregardless]

i get so mad when i walk into inanimate objects and hurt myself….ill fight this fucking chair

[haxonite-deactivated20140708]

i was pulling up to a gas station and mumford came on the radio so i started blasting it in my car and all the people can hear with my doors closed is just the base and theyre looking at me like “wtf inappropriate rap song is that girl listening to” and i open my car door and out comes the sound of a really aggressive banjo solo

[shenori-deactivated20170728]

I get unbelievably affectionate when I’m half asleep.