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Hi I'm Amy!! I'm 27 and currently live in Chi. I kind of post whatever I want, it's like a smorgasburd of a bunch of different fandoms. If you've read this far have a lovely day xo.

[heritageposts]

so how did it go? did crab day save tumblr or do we need to do a bake sale or something

[nyonyia]

clearly the only thing left we can do is to have the best talent show the world has ever seen, right here on tumblr live

[heritageposts]

*with my 2012 john green ventriloquist doll* dear judges, i will now perform a monologue

[secondbeatsongs]

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

[teaboot]

Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

[teaboot]

Did you just know this

[4x01]

just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career

[4x01]

look at her…

[4x01]

she gets stronger!

[4x01]

the full painting is finally complete!

[teaboot]

This is giving me emotions that I myself do not fully understand

[theblogformerlyknownasgreychan]

Maybe you're just tearing up because someone has been cutting onions

[t4timekeeper]

dinosaur sprinkles. look at this post with your eyes if you agree

[t4timekeeper]

[rosegoldlips]

ur personality is defined by ur favorite line in hallelujah

[rosegoldlips]

tag your favorite line of hallelujah

[bigscaryd]

“tag your favorite line of hallelujah” scans to Hallelujah.

[animatedamerican]

…

you tried to read the words as prose but noticed how its scansion goes and now you can’t unhear the tune, so screw ya recall the phrase you love the most then once again reblog this post and tag your fav’rite line of hallelujah

[shinelikethunder]

okay that’s it I hate you all. like… fuckign done. i’ve hit the wall.

…I’m calling the Tumblr Cops to come subdue you

[ericvilas]

I hate the fact this fucking fits. I’m just about to call it quits. Now everything just sounds like hallelujah.

[amatalefay]

You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme, repeat the sound another time, Five iambs, then an extra beat will do ya. Another rhyme, a rising note - congratulations, you just wrote Another goddamn verse to Hallelujah.

[animentality]

I choose to incorporate this into my worldview.

[d0n-d13g0]

Adam Sandler, magnificent bastard, was not a sentence I ever expected to say but here we are.

[charlieodinoco]

Man's got talent

[thisbravegirl]

babe wake up new adam sandler lore just dropped

[beardedmrbean]

[stele3]

Huh.

[vaspider]

Everyone who works with him talks about what a mensch he is, so, like... that scans.

[fluffmugger]

Adam Sandler is notorious for just..making films to give people money / work / profiles.  He doesn’t give a shit. He’ll just slap something together because he knows he’ll get a greenlight, hires a bunch of people for varying reasons and produces a piece of shit  but hey, who cares, right?    It’s a system game.

So yeah. he totally does this. He turns capitalism and hollywood on themselves to benefit its victims

[lemon-embalmer]

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

[lemon-embalmer]

this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up

[she-who-fights-and-writes]

W H A T

[slumpyspaceprincess]

@rogha

[thewhisperingescapes]

[mirkwoodest]

In moments like this I always fall back on the fact that they also aren’t speaking English because they don’t have England or the many languages and conquering peoples that contributed to the creation of the English language and therefore the work musr be a translation into recognizable terms in our world’s terms. Call that Tolkien Brainrot.

[bellbottom-jeans]

Definitely funnier if you make fantasy explanations though,

Champagne is a wizard who sells bubbly alcohol.

It’s called English because of the original Lish people, all languages start with En here.

French fries are not potatoes they’re roots of the french plant.

Goodbye is now short for ‘good be your eye’ wishing you luck seeing the path ahead.

Jesus Christ is a long dead lich who used to cause everyone problems and we haven’t stopped saying her name when things go wrong.

[thatgaydemigodnerd]

And that’s the Pratchett approach

[gender-luster]

i think this pretty much sums it up.

i could go more in depth, but i'm not going to

[lena-cant]

I had some additions

[corvidcall]

i think stand up is the most autism form of comedy (complimentary)

[corvidcall]

oh, your job is to go around, repeating the same anecdotes with the exact same cadence and pacing and delivery in the hopes of getting a consistent reaction from groups of strangers? damn and here i was doing it for free like a chump

[brown-forking-weed]

never ask a master origami artist to roll the joint. just watched two and a half grams of 31% indica dominant hybrid get turned into a beautiful hummingbird and fly away into the sunset

[zillanovikov]

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

[cannibalchicken]

[afeelgoodblog]

Blahaj in a suit

[emmagrant01]

Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 12th of july, 2014.

[emmaharwoods]

#she's just like me fr

[hannbl]