UnderPressure

Hello there fellow human, there's a lot to understanding me. Here's a bit to get you started: I'm 29 years of age. I'm a vegetarian going on for some years now. I LOVE Taylor Swift, the moon, and other amazing things. I live in Maryland. Nothing exciting, but not too boring. Everything else is in my blog 😘

[missegyptiana]

IM SO DEPRESSED I ACT LIKE ITS MY BIRTHDAY

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

“It’s a double album. 15 new songs.”

[wouldvebeensweet]

i have not stopped laughing at this

[folksyswift]

Taylor gaslighting us into thinking we didn’t know and didn’t see her sad and heartbroken during the summer of 2023 is actually pretty funny to me

[remanence-of-love]

[bruceewayne]

i just wanna thank all the gif makers on here. y'all really keep this site alive and we don't freaking deserve you. thank you for all your hard work. tumblr is nothing without you.

[speaknowtaylor]

the album is brutally honest, satirical, a bit cringe here and there, depressing and experimental at the same time, I would not side eye anyone for saying "I don't understand this" or "this isn't my cup of tea" or even "what the fuck is this" because it's obviously not a 1989 or midnights kind of album for everyone. I understand why she said she "had to put this out" but while she is at the peak of her career, she released an album that is not for beginners nor really for overall critics, it's knees deep into the taylor swift lore and probably the most herself an album has ever been, that does not mean it is a masterpiece but it makes it so insanely special

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[brunhiddensmusings]

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

[owengrose]

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

[bossymarmalade]

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

[stelamaris]

[unamedwatcher]

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

[randomslasher]

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

[kaelio]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[hellboys]

PARKS AND RECREATION “fluoride”

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[starsandsuch]

🫣👀🔍

[zeelatunes]

grain guy but he doesnt explode

[queenophydea]

Fuck man! Fuck man! Fuck man! Fuck man! Fuck man! Fuck man!

[upgradetiger]

[taylornation]

Happy birthday to the one who has made her mark on us, on our page, and on the whole world. You make the world more magical. 🤗💗

[taylornation]

You know the greatest film of all time is being made. Director and scriptwriter Taylor is moving to the big screen to make her feature directorial debut. 🥹 🎥

1st 📸: ANGELA WEISS/AFP VIA GETTY IMAGES

[ruinedchildhood]