SOMETHING VERY BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN EPISODE EIGHT: I DO
sentence starters from the eighth episode of netflix's something very bad is going to happen. adjust wording/pronouns as needed.
βWhen we first fall in love, we become soft.β
βLike any risk, itβs the thrill that makes it all worthwhile.β
βI spent my life trying to arm myself against bad luck.β
βThe only certainty in life is death.β
βYou are my good luck charm.β
βI believe that you are my soulmate.β
βThere is nothing in the world that matters more to me than you.β
βI understand you now better than I ever have before.β
βMarriage destroys people.β
βAre you fucking serious?β
βThis is what you want.β
βLetβs just get the keys, get in the car, and drive. Fuck all this.β
βSorry I pushed us here. Iβm fixing it.β
βThis week has been kind of a nightmare.β
βIβm not gonna let that happen to us.β
βI was the one putting my confidence in us!β
βIβm looking out for us.β
βBut thatβs not the fucking situation weβre in now.β
βOh my god, why are you doing this now?β
βSo I guess we both donβt wanna end up like your parents.β
βItβs always me reassuring you that everythingβs going to be okay, even when thereβs literally nothing going on!β
βYou think something is always out to get you, so Iβm always tiptoeing around your sensitivities.β
βEvery little thing is just an exhausting puzzle with you.β
βDo you not love me anymore?β
βI had everything under control.β
βSo, you know, actually, I was saving you.β
βAre you shaking? Iβm like, shaking a little bit.β
βOh my gosh, you guys made a bet?β
βWhat? I like money.β
βDo you think that I, like, made this up?β
βYou literally just told me you believed me.β
βI didnβt mean for it to get like this.β
βI donβt believe in supernatural shit, or like, cosmic retribution, or curses.β
βI donβt believe in fucking aliens, but if you told me with fucking certainty that you saw a fucking alien, I would believe you!β
βWhat you do when you love someone, is you believe the person that you love. Thatβs what trust is.β
βWhen you told me you believed me, I believed you.β
βWhat the fuck is going on in there?β
βOh my God, thatβs irrelevant!β
βThatβs like asking me βOh, do you think youβd be right-handed if you had no fucking arms?ββ
βYou know nothing about the real world.β
βI think your brain should be studied.β
βGod, that was like two fucking years ago.β
βGo smoke some weed about it!β
βOh, you think youβre a romantic?β
βWhy would you do that?β
βWho cares about your brand new life philosophy?β
βI was just trying to do the right thing.β
βDo you wanna go back out there and try again?β
βIβm not going to fucking die for him.β
βPlease do this one thing for me.β
βI did all of this for you.ββ
βIβm not gonna betray myself for you anymore.β
βI deserve a second chance.β
βAll you had to do was believe me.β
βWhy didnβt you fucking tell me this would happen?!β
βI knew that bitch was satanic from the second I saw her.β
βI wonβt let anything happen to you.β
βIt is happening, and itβs your fault.β
βI donβt know what my life looks like without you.β
βIβm so sorry. I totally fucked up.β
βYou believe me now?β
βWe both have the fucking curse now.β
βWe had to try and save everyone.β
βItβs too late, Iβm sorry.β
βDo you know where my lighter is?β
βIβm so sorry that this happened to you, okay? But remember that it did happen.β