Grandpas Rocking Chair

Just call me Grandpa... Or Saint Nicholas.. whichever is easier.... btw, You Cant Sit With Us

[iamnotjody]

Ladies stop what ur doing right now and hit 42 kegels..

[amochataste]

42!?….hit 💯 so you know we ready 👅👅 😹😹😹😜

[iamnotjody]

Good girl 😌

[sexifinehotmess]

Stop, drop, and kegel, ladies…

[the-art-of-tae]

Second time seeing this so ive done 84, hope I don’t see it again until next week lol

[holybolognajabronies]

Omg this post gonna have y'all out here rocking that vicegrip, them crippler crossface figure 4 leg lock make a nigga tap out and have a seizure-ass pussy

[dynastylnoire]

THIS NIGGA SAID  CRIPPLER CROSSFACE  ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[kingshootah]

The fuck is a kegel

[thatgirloverdere-deactivated201]

Tighten your pussy muscles 42 times

[iamnotjody]

😂😂😂 well put☝🏾️

[ceedsmith]

Fellas should be doing the kegels too, though. Help yourself stay in that thang longer. Lol

[iamnotjody]

Lol Facts! ☝🏾️

[slimdaddymbaku]

Do ya daily dick-ups fellas ,

[hennywap]

Daily dick ups😂

[dahackedaccount]

Yes, Men should be doing kegels too 😉

[tkthegoddess]

Yes!!! If you’re new to it, try to do 10, three times a day. Start with a five-second hold, then increase to 10 secs, and so on.💋

[softwhiterabbit]

You’ll thank us later!!

[open2fallingfromgrace]

There’s an app for that ☺️ and it’s awesome.

[violetsyrenart]

There’s an annual Batman impression tournament among the batfamily. Completion is fierce. Alfred always wins.

[filmsby]

[bob-belcher]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anxietyproblem]

[iamnotjody]

Ladies stop what ur doing right now and hit 42 kegels..

[amochataste]

42!?….hit 💯 so you know we ready 👅👅 😹😹😹😜

[iamnotjody]

Good girl 😌

[sexifinehotmess]

Stop, drop, and kegel, ladies…

[the-art-of-tae]

Second time seeing this so ive done 84, hope I don’t see it again until next week lol

[holybolognajabronies]

Omg this post gonna have y'all out here rocking that vicegrip, them crippler crossface figure 4 leg lock make a nigga tap out and have a seizure-ass pussy

[dynastylnoire]

THIS NIGGA SAID  CRIPPLER CROSSFACE  ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[kingshootah]

The fuck is a kegel

[thatgirloverdere-deactivated201]

Tighten your pussy muscles 42 times

[iamnotjody]

😂😂😂 well put☝🏾️

[ceedsmith]

Fellas should be doing the kegels too, though. Help yourself stay in that thang longer. Lol

[iamnotjody]

Lol Facts! ☝🏾️

[slimdaddymbaku]

Do ya daily dick-ups fellas ,

[hennywap]

Daily dick ups😂

[dahackedaccount]

Yes, Men should be doing kegels too 😉

[tkthegoddess]

Yes!!! If you’re new to it, try to do 10, three times a day. Start with a five-second hold, then increase to 10 secs, and so on.💋

[softwhiterabbit]

You’ll thank us later!!

[open2fallingfromgrace]

There’s an app for that ☺️ and it’s awesome.

[jamabushi]

Cover art, Tales of the Marvelous Machine

[6lacksoul]

dm for promos

[adaswordlace]

https://twitter.com/CriminelleLaw/status/1037511306906099712

Reminds me of my mom getting remarried several years ago, for about a weekend - dude waited until after the wedding to tell her he expected her at waiting at home with dinner waiting when he finished work.

I dunno, like I get that this version of manhood is “normal” but goddamn is it the most brittle, contemptable fuckin thing

[unified-multiversal-theory]

This is NOT these women’s fault in any way - these men hide their misogyny until they think you’re hooked. They know what they are doing.

[kittiesatemypronouns]

These women are wise and brave. I admire them so much!

[geekandmisandry]

Not even touching the fact that he thinks teachers and nurses are lesser…he wants her to be less so that he can be more.

[imnottechsupport]

Am i the only one that thinks they could have come back from this? Like please tell me this was just the straw that broke the camels back and not a one off event. He must be an at least somewhat respectable person if she managed to stay with him up til that point. Him feeling lesser is a taught facet of his life pushed upon him by the patriarchy. It obviously damaged the way he viewed his gf, and his relationship, but that doesnt mean it cant be untaught. And of course its not this womans responsibility to be his teacher, but i hope she at least made him aware that this is what happened and why she left…

[geekandmisandry]

Literally how can you come back from someone wanting to have more power over you?

He’s not a little kid, he’s a grown ass man and if he hasn’t learned that 1. Teachers and nurses are smart as fuck and 2. That women aren’t and shouldn’t be lesser to him then when the hell is he going to learn from that?

Why does it need to be a final straw? Signs that someone is this fucked up are logs, not straws. And being a “respectable” person is easy when you’re lying about who you are and what you think.

[dragonsrequiem]

These guys waited until they thought their women couldn’t possibly exist without them and then tried to shut down the things that made them special. Being nurses. Public defenders. Teachers.

These men pointed out what they were so proud of… how hard they worked… and tried suggesting that they stop. Tried making them feel bad about it. This is a common pathway into emotional and psychological abuse.

It was designed to make them feel bad and give it up. The next step would have been “what else can I take away”. Those situations where the woman’s confidence is shattered and it takes her years to get free of the asshole… 9/10 started with comments like this.

Please understand that this wasn’t an off the cuff thing. This was something he’s been thinking for a while, but waited to say til he thought he could make her change to suit him.

[crossbowsandunicorns]

This is so important. These are not normal or innocuous comments these are red flags and classic behavior of abusers. People like this are insanely manipulative. They hook you in and pick you apart piece by piece. It starts with this, moves on to isolating you from your support system, and then flashforward a few years and you’re convinced that you’ll never be good enough and you need them to survive. You end up broken and completely subservient. These women did the right thing and are brave for speaking. Abusers aren’t usually the neighbors you hear screaming and shattering dishes like you see in the movies. They’re your “friendly next door neighbors” and they keep quiet. People are too scared to talk. Again, why her speaking up is so important.

[alexbelvocal]

Ok why didn’t he just date a nurse or a teacher ❓

[jehovahhthickness]

Lmaooooo this man can fuck off

[ultrafacts]

Source 

[alvaroandtheworld]

THE BEGINNINGS OF KAWAII

[actualbloggerwangyao-deactivate]

No, no, you have no idea. It actually IS the beginning of the whole so-called “kawaii culture”. And it started because girls started using mechanical pencils, which provided fine handwriting. After being banished (more precisely, during the 80s), this kind of writing started being used in products like magazines and make-up. And, during this time, icons we usually associate with the whole kawaii industry (like the characters from Sanrio) came to life too.

And what many people don’t realize is that this subculture was born as a way for young girls to express themselves in their own way. And it was also used as something against the adult life and the traditional culture, often seen as dull and boring and oppressive. By embracing cuteness, these young girls (and adult women, after a while) were showing non-conformation with the current standards.

So yep. Kawaii is important, and it all started with cute, simple handwritting a few hearts and cat faces in some girls’ school notebooks <3

[rifa]

!!!!!

NO OK THIS IS SO IMPORTANT!

This is also how the kawaii fashions started! Girls began dressing in cute and off beat styles for themsleves, they were criticized by adult figures telling them “you’ll never find a husband if you dress that way!” to which they began to reply “Good!”

All the Japanese subcultures and fashions that evolved out of this became a rebellion to tradition and the starch gender roles and expectations the adults were forcing on the younger generations. As early as the 70s and still to this day you’ll see an emphasis on child-like fashion and themes in more kawaii styles and the dismissal of the male gaze with styles like lolita (a lot of western people assume lolita is somehow sexual due to the name of the fashion, but ask any Japanese lolita and they will tell you that men hate the style and find it unattractive which is sometimes a large reason they gravitate towards the style - they can express their femininity and individuality while remaining independent and without the pressure to appeal to men)

Its so so so important to understand the hyper cute and ‘odd’ fashions of Japanese girls carry such a huge message of feminism and reclaiming of their own lives.   

[gay-on-the-moon]

so are you telling me that Japan’s punk phase was really the kawaii phase

[nerdgul]

Kawaii is so goth

[ginger-le-gay-deactivated202008]

Metal heads Stan for our sisters in lace

[imfemalewarrior]

I did not know this but I love this form of feminism! 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[star-anise]

Which is why you get bands like BABYMETAL, which toured with Judas Priest for a while, looking like this:

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Metal heads Stan for our sisters in lace

[mantisliberationfront]

[anxietyproblem]

[trouserweasel]

meet me in the fucking conversation pit

[fadedriches]

fadedriches 💸

[sabrebash]

When the villain is somehow still evil after two musical numbers and you realize she’s gonna be one of those Three-Song Bitches

[localtiktoks]

[coat]

ON. POINT.

[funkopussypop]

Us (2019)

[naturaekos]

“The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.”

— Mark Twain (via amargedom)

[poemswords]