the lizard opera

[temporalreplicsimile]

🌈rice🌈

[human-pet-they]

if i get a good nights sleep i can feel like a human being but it does mean missing out on an hour of phone time. so there's nuance.

[nicolegendary]

sometimes you just gotta fuck up your sleep schedule by reading all 100k words of a fic you're not even enjoying, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[depsidase]

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[valtionrautatiet-official]

Sound on, as the captions don't fully match what's being said.

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[importantdogimages]

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[evidenceof]

costume + color + scene

CHER HOROWITZ and EMMA WOODHOUSE 2/2 Clueless (1995) and Emma. (2020) adaptations of Jane Austen’s Emma | Costuming by Mona May and Alexandra Byrne respectively

[lestatfag]

you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.

[plipaya]

Cringetober 2025 Day 1: Overpowered

She's just saving it for later <3

[embroiderycrafts]

My experiments with food continue 😌 by Fantastic_Head_2350 on reddit.

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[penny-anna]

they should have made another search engine called Ask Wooster where it gives you the wrong answer every time