GAY Luigi?

🐊👒hey I'm Maddie // they/them // 21 // Nb Lesbian // white as shit // twitter: lizard_hats👒🐊

[lizardhats]

hi people following me i'm not drawing all that much fanart anymore, almost done w college so i'm busy. glad you're enjoying that one thing tho just dont expect anything more

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"

[parkchanwoohoo]

Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn't that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?

Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that's wild

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Wouldn't they recognize him bc he's with Zelda" Everyone interacting with Zelda was like "Wow, the princess!! The princess who saved Hyrule is here, talking to us! Plus some guy with three sets of pronouns who's building a bomb but more importantly The Princess!! Wow!!"

[teaboot]

Zelda keeps coming across spare genders she doesn't need and Link follows behind scooping them all up off the ground like a starving trash possum

[themakeupbrush]

Stop everything the full barbie move trailer just dropped

[bewbin]

cracker being considered a slur on twitch is wild. such a harmless word but I guess some white people are soft and brittle.. reminds me of one of my favorite snack foods

[mellifexfarm]

bregfast

[dat-soldier]

This is their relationship to me

[pr]

me when i'm happy: i deserve a little treat

me when i'm sad: fuck it i deserve a little treat

me when i'm neutral: you know what'd make this day so much better........a lil treat

[oldimgurpics]

[nyaoi-warrior]

[meangirlnurse]

this is apparently the one non-turf rug in the world that's the right color but it's a fucking shag rug which i think would be uhh. interesting. to paint. lmfao

[meangirlnurse]

@lizardhats my thoughts atm are a custom stencil, fabric paint, and a comb to try and get the fibers pulled through the stencil as much as possible? 😅 i found a cheap rug (~$30) in another color and size but by the same maker and made of the same material, so i might like.......test the theory lol

[lizardhats]

that sounds like it would work! and i found a white fabric spray paint that's only a few dollars, it's on amazon and at michael's and joann's. also, if you haven't tried it before, mylar is perfect for stencils!

[redpandarascal]

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

[cloudstation]

been on my list for literal years to redraw this page, but I was too coward to do it. now I'm crazy, but I am free

[pinkm4ns]

[earlysunsetting]

Same but opposite energy

[demilypyro]

Reigen is like good timeline Saul Goodman

[lizardhats]

i keep fucking up when trying to zoom in on a picture in mobile, you used to be able to double tap and zoom but now it just likes the post every time 👊😔

[theyrebasicallycanonpoll]

[SEMI-FINALS] Pearl & Marina (Splatoon) VS Bert & Ernie (Sesame Street)

?

Pearl & Marina (Splatoon)

Bert & Ernie (Sesame Street)

Voting ended onApr 20, 2023

[pcktknife]

this is kind of like a splatfest in a way

[snapscube]

i feel like ska is like my favorite genre of music that i will never acknowledge is my favorite genre of music. when i lay it out logically it has all of the pieces and little bits of flavor that make me absolutely fall in love with a piece of songwriting. and there have been a notable few ska songs recommended to me that absolutely stay on that repeat-one rotation for days at a time like they just absolutely hit the spot. but then on the other hand it just feels so goofy compared to the stuff i usually listen to on the regular. but in a fun way. but also i like brooding and moping and ska is just not designed for that. but also i like it when music is upbeat. but i also like it when it's kinda sad. do you see where the problems lie.