Danger Goblin

They/Them - Czech (Moravian) - Oca | Regis - Icon by me - I am drowning in way too many fandoms. So if you followed me for one thing I appologize. (Main atm: Witcher, Yakuza, Trigun, Ace Attorney, TMA, Empires, Hermitcraft, 3rd life, Sonic, Pokémon, Splatoon, Naruto and DnD)- I can do art sometimes but I never do so, because I am lazy. (Artblog: youfoundtheocarina) - Not native English speaker, but I do my best. (Sometimes I just give up and write badly on purpose) Sometimes posts in czech, most tagged: #česky

[soapyfemme]

Holding a girl down with my hand in her hair but it’s my right hand so she has to make dead on eye contact with my clippy tattoo

[soapyfemme]

POV

[themorriganunofficial]

Hey, looks like you're trying to have lesbian sex, can I help with that?

[gothhabiba]

I love not playing along

[gothhabiba]

"she's gained a lot of weight lately" "oh, good for her"

"on the wrong side of 40" "huh, which side is that?"

❗️I am not playing along with you❗️

[segamascott]

[thelioninmybed]

So the evidence implying Qifrey and Olruggio are romantically interested in each other is pretty well documented (myths, tassels, the entirety of witchen) but, I haven't seen as much about the scene that really seals for me that Qifrey wants to fuck Olruggio.

What happens literally is that we cut from baby Qifrey reaching for Olruggio and transforming, to adult Qifrey with his hand fisted in his lap, determinedly not reaching for Olruggio. And then he gets up and goes to stand in a lake and trigger his own PTSD to get the silverwood under control.

What happens symbolically is a guy thinks really hard about another guy, gets wood experiences an uncontrollable throbbing growth which fills him with horror and shame, and then he goes and stands in cold water until he can get it under control.

Completely insane scene construction. Yes, I know how the silverwood's growth is literally triggered, but sometimes a train going into a tunnel is the public transport system working as intended, and sometimes it's self-conscious Freudian symbolism.

Sometimes an evil parasite is an evil parasite, but sometimes it's also getting rock hard for your best friend.

[cussundria-nerd-kneal]

Qifrey's Silverwood curse being an allagory for internalized homophobia while actively being in love/lusting after his male best friend is fucking genius. I am actually going a little bonkers over it!

What a beautiful show of symbolisim, in all of its uncomfortable horror. I love Witch Hat Atelier so much.

[exhuastedpigeon]

Sometimes the best fic you’ve ever written isn’t on ao3. It’s in 50 frenetic discord messages sent over a fifteen minute span where you and your friend yes and each other into a perfect story that will never actually be written.

[chongoblog]

The best part about moving out is that I can talk about the NinetyFive house without doxxing myself

[chongoblog]

I have lived near this nightmare for so long and been wanting to talk about it for so long what the fuck is this? Why?

[estro-boi]

[prokopetz]

Robot offers to perform a striptease, then just stands there for several seconds emitting enigmatic whirring noises before an assembly of panels in their torso suddenly retract along previously invisible seams in a hauntingly organic sequence of geometrically precise motions to reveal some sort of Device.

[wildandmoody]

I hate the like, modern tiktokification of CAPTIONS. Flashing one word at a time super quickly, usually with some annoying bouncy effect on each word. Put the entire goddamn sentence (or appropriate chunk of the sentence) on the screen and let me read.

[this-is-where-i-hide-my-bullshit]

They treat captions like an aesthetic choice and not an accessibility aid.

[enbyogre]

Ryland Grace is Sandy from Spongebob

[enbyogre]

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[scramratz]

ngl i hate the idea that estrogen is some passive force compared to testosterone. estrogen is the reason im 5'3 while my brother is 6' foot. Estrogen is the reason i have triple D breasts that are impossible to bind and have to save 12k to get them cut off. Estrogen is the reason i have to manually lower my voice to be taken seriously. In the wrong body, estrogen is just as much as a poison as testosterone is

[crippled-peeper]

estrogen drives certain types of cancers like prostate and breast cancer. it signals the cells to grow, cyclically, sometimes exponentially depending on the type and location. many people who get these cancers have to take powerful estrogen-suppressing medications to stand a chance at surviving on top of whatever other treatments they receive (radiation, chemo, surgery)

far from neutral it’s a powerful chemical signaler and under the right circumstances, can throw your body out of homeostasis and eventually kill you

[tlbodine]

For the last goddamn time...

"Kill your darlings" means "if something is holding you back, get rid of it, even if it sounds pretty."

That's it! That's all it means! It means if you're stuck and stalled out on your story and you could fix the whole block by removing something but you're avoiding removing that thing because it's good, you remove that thing. That's the darling.

It does NOT mean

That you have to get rid of your self-indulgent writing

That you should delete something just because you like it (?wtf?)

That you need to kill off characters (??? what)

That you have to pare your story down to the absolute bare bones

That you have to delete anything whatsoever if you don't want to

The POINT is that you STOP FEELING GUILTY for throwing out good writing that isn't SERVING THE STORY.

The POINT is that you don't get so HUNG UP on the details that you lose sight of the BIG PICTURE.

Good grief....

[prof-grace-aspen]

Also, you don't have to like, delete it from existence. Keep a second document full of the Darlings. You never know when you'll need it later.

[nosimpincurly]

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

[paintedhen]

just machine things

[withswords]

my girl is like 9/11 she's got a body count of around 3000 and people act like i am supposed to be really upset about it

[oldguardleatherdog]

Does that also mean she rearranges your insides for 100 minutes of burning penetration and then you crash to the ground in a steaming heap of trash, devastated and useless?

[withswords]

you know it brother

[contact-guy]

it's been a million years (eleven months) since I posted anything here - I'm alive and well but have been working on other projects, including a graphic novel that I think will appeal to enjoyers of Watson's Sketchbook (more information on that...later). To tide you over, here's a little pre-Reichenbach snippet, made on the theme of 'Home' for the Very Sincerely Yours zine @very-sincerely-yours-zine - thank you for asking me to participate! It looks like copies of the full zine are sold out but PDFs are available here!