Danger Goblin

@nyaoi-warrior

They/Them - Czech (Moravian) - Oca | Regis - Icon by me - I am drowning in way too many fandoms. So if you followed me for one thing I appologize. (Main atm: Witcher, Yakuza, Trigun, Ace Attorney, TMA, Empires, Hermitcraft, 3rd life, Sonic, Pokémon, Splatoon, Naruto and DnD)- I can do art sometimes but I never do so, because I am lazy. (Artblog: youfoundtheocarina) - Not native English speaker, but I do my best. (Sometimes I just give up and write badly on purpose) Sometimes posts in czech, most tagged: #česky

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exhuastedpigeon

Sometimes the best fic you’ve ever written isn’t on ao3. It’s in 50 frenetic discord messages sent over a fifteen minute span where you and your friend yes and each other into a perfect story that will never actually be written.

#my dms with Nugi #sometimes I write them #but the perfect thing is in there that we made together #and I love it with my whole heart

chongoblog

The best part about moving out is that I can talk about the NinetyFive house without doxxing myself

chongoblog

I have lived near this nightmare for so long and been wanting to talk about it for so long what the fuck is this? Why?

estro-boi

prokopetz

Robot offers to perform a striptease, then just stands there for several seconds emitting enigmatic whirring noises before an assembly of panels in their torso suddenly retract along previously invisible seams in a hauntingly organic sequence of geometrically precise motions to reveal some sort of Device.

wildandmoody

I hate the like, modern tiktokification of CAPTIONS. Flashing one word at a time super quickly, usually with some annoying bouncy effect on each word. Put the entire goddamn sentence (or appropriate chunk of the sentence) on the screen and let me read.

this-is-where-i-hide-my-bullshit

They treat captions like an aesthetic choice and not an accessibility aid.

enbyogre

Ryland Grace is Sandy from Spongebob

enbyogre

ivy-saurs

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

scramratz

ngl i hate the idea that estrogen is some passive force compared to testosterone. estrogen is the reason im 5'3 while my brother is 6' foot. Estrogen is the reason i have triple D breasts that are impossible to bind and have to save 12k to get them cut off. Estrogen is the reason i have to manually lower my voice to be taken seriously. In the wrong body, estrogen is just as much as a poison as testosterone is

crippled-peeper

estrogen drives certain types of cancers like prostate and breast cancer. it signals the cells to grow, cyclically, sometimes exponentially depending on the type and location. many people who get these cancers have to take powerful estrogen-suppressing medications to stand a chance at surviving on top of whatever other treatments they receive (radiation, chemo, surgery)

far from neutral it’s a powerful chemical signaler and under the right circumstances, can throw your body out of homeostasis and eventually kill you

tlbodine

For the last goddamn time...

"Kill your darlings" means "if something is holding you back, get rid of it, even if it sounds pretty."

That's it! That's all it means! It means if you're stuck and stalled out on your story and you could fix the whole block by removing something but you're avoiding removing that thing because it's good, you remove that thing. That's the darling.

It does NOT mean

That you have to get rid of your self-indulgent writing

That you should delete something just because you like it (?wtf?)

That you need to kill off characters (??? what)

That you have to pare your story down to the absolute bare bones

That you have to delete anything whatsoever if you don't want to

The POINT is that you STOP FEELING GUILTY for throwing out good writing that isn't SERVING THE STORY.

The POINT is that you don't get so HUNG UP on the details that you lose sight of the BIG PICTURE.

Good grief....

prof-grace-aspen

Also, you don't have to like, delete it from existence. Keep a second document full of the Darlings. You never know when you'll need it later.

nosimpincurly

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

paintedhen

just machine things

withswords

my girl is like 9/11 she's got a body count of around 3000 and people act like i am supposed to be really upset about it

oldguardleatherdog

Does that also mean she rearranges your insides for 100 minutes of burning penetration and then you crash to the ground in a steaming heap of trash, devastated and useless?

withswords

you know it brother

contact-guy

it's been a million years (eleven months) since I posted anything here - I'm alive and well but have been working on other projects, including a graphic novel that I think will appeal to enjoyers of Watson's Sketchbook (more information on that...later). To tide you over, here's a little pre-Reichenbach snippet, made on the theme of 'Home' for the Very Sincerely Yours zine @very-sincerely-yours-zine - thank you for asking me to participate! It looks like copies of the full zine are sold out but PDFs are available here!