Nerds

Matty

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[dundermifflingifs]

[brittany-murphy]

[ruinedchildhood]

[buzzfeed]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[hkirkh]

Toddler was asked to feed the cat.

[cloudsongs]

So yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate because, as it turns out, Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs.

[aisforarthur]

[thebackyardigans]

……his own fam 

[railroadsoftware]

wow

[we-lovecats]

[bopeep]

me when my bf doesnt text me until 10pm

[nasturbate]

[longscarydream]

this is from spy kids

[lizlemlir]

fbi agent: want to work for the fbi

me: ok but can i work in the xfiles department

fbi agent: there is no xfiles department

me: i gotcha

me: [winks]

fbi agent:

[ghivrti]

[twilightly-blog]

[dulect]

[becausebirds]

potty mouth bird

[lrukasensei]

[Caption:

[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.

[MAN:] That’s crazy!

[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.

[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!

[BIRD:] Fuck you!

[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]

[oldiesporvida-deactivated201903]

One of my favorite videos 😂