[t0tsu-deactivated20201126]

This is the government agent, who’s in charge of watching my Xbox Kinect, while I’m slaying Britney Spears’ Toxic in Dance Central



[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[fartjungle]

I hate the timeline we live in

[thebibliosphere]

Me: that…cant be real…can it?

Etd: …I don’t even know anymore.

[theresnothingofimportancehere]

IT’S REAL. FUCK ME. EVEN JOURNALISM HAS GIVEN UP TRYING.

[thebibliosphere]

Jesus Christ.

[celero-loves-dragons]

what

[transgenderastarion]

Um holy shit guys what the hell is wrong with your country

[gaypornstar23-deactivated201506]

I’m watching Bratz movie.. This is too much

[sarahmichelllegellar-deactivate]

[clexa-traash]

“You’re only watching [insert show here] for the lesbians”

Me:

[clexa-traash]

“You’re only watching [insert show here] for the lesbians”

Me:

[513-deactivated20160624]

[narcotic]

I love when people apologize to me about their rooms being dirty I’m just like lmao u should see my life

[dopeybeauty]

jiminy cricket kinkshaming various disney characters on the house of mouse

this was an actual episode

[everythingfox]

This went so horribly wrong 😂

[staraptor]

im still pissed off that birds get to spend their days flying about and cats get to sleep for 16 hours a day and im stuck dealing with capitalism and expectations

[cheesethesecond]

[businessofwomen]

Me five years ago: Ew I hate the color pink…. I’m not like other girls Me now, in a pink skirt and pink lipstick, eating pink ice cream: Girls are incredible, I love them, I’m glad to be one, my future wife and I are going to live in a pink house

[paulacartagena2213]

[onlytwitterpics]

[thebootydiaries]

someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot 

my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??

[breadbench]

me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

[houndofhecate]

also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it

[larvitarr]