you want to burn it all down and tell them why

liz / queer witchy twenty-something

[janet-snakeholemacklin]

[habibi243]

This scene caused people to go broke lol

[lightskintgawd]

I’m people

[highestnut]

It warms my heart that Robert Irwin is the same goofball his father was

[charminglyantiquated]

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

[runwildwithme]

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

[charminglyantiquated]

It’s the best painting that exists

[starholic-deactivated20231025]

idk this self-portrait Michael Sweerts did is a pretty high contender

[charminglyantiquated]

that is a good and valid point. thank you

[weavemama]

I’M SCREAMING AT HIS REPLY

[clownboybebop]

We Put Some Dill and a Little Lemon on That Bad Boy, What Happens Next Will Slap Your Balls Clear Into Next Tuesday

[shawsbear]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[effeminate-ephemera]

why do some people call pagans ‘godless’. pagans have tons of gods. that’s like the opposite of godless. it’s godful. over capacitated with gods

[bakhure-deactivated20140614]

“Ma’am could you remove some gods please, they don’t fit with all the other carry-ons you’ve got…. you’re over luggage capacity.”

[nightfalls-hearth-deactivated20]

“We’d like to remind everyone that too many gods would constitute a fire hazard. Let’s keep it under 152 people.”

[thegodskeeper]

“Please stow all gods in the overhead compartments or under the seat in front of you during take-off, taxi and landing.”

[ladyheart-deactivated20210919]

"Be nice to children" should not be a difficult or controversial opinion and yet...

[ladyheart-deactivated20210919]

They're not "demons" or "monsters" or "snot factories" they r quite literally just smaller humans.

[ladyheart-deactivated20210919]

And dont think that nobody notices the kids you point out to be "annoying" are disproportionately autistic, children of color, or little girls. Very often a combination of those three.

[supertaliart]

FANTASY WHEELCHAIRS FUCK YEAH.

[thatdisasterauthor]

Me: I need a library card, but I just moved so I don’t have an ID with my address or any mail with it.

Librarian: -slides me a blank library postcard- Write your address on this like it would be mailed to you.

Me: Sure?

Librarian: -takes it back- Great! Now we have mail with your address on it!

Me: …does it really work that way?

Librarian: the rules don’t say it DOESN’T work that way. Here’s your new library card!

[cronchyiceboi]

Librarians are the most dangerous magic users because they can aquire infinite knowlege

“There actually isn’t a rule that says I can’t cast this spell. I checked.”

“Which book?”

“A L L O F T H E M.”

[jncos]

i bought some underwear from k-mart today and i kind of wish we had the dystopic k-marts you see in america

[jncos]

i want to shop here

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

What do your k-marts look like then

[jncos]

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

is that fucking real omfg. It’s so clean

[jncos]

it varies a little from store to store but basically

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

American hell Kmart’s are PvP enabled zones it’s like the “The Purge” of capitalism

[saccharinesylph]

Not gonna lie, when I was told to go shop at KMart in Australia I thought people wanted me to die

[coffee-bard]

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘯✨

[theterriblethingabouttulio]

Y’all I think we’ve been sleeping on the real face of Argo Keene. The athletic build.....oozing sexuality.....handlebar mustache........confidence........

[supertaliart]

FANTASY WHEELCHAIRS FUCK YEAH.

[ohducknewton]

How I Imagine that Fitzroy’s, Argo’s, and Buddy’s applications to Hieronymous Wiggenstaff's School for Heroism and Villainy looked like-

How they all got in is the true mystery

[handsmotif]

magnus: have you guys seen lup

taako: she locked herself in her room and is doing her eyeliner with her music on full blast

magnus: huh? why?

Barry: mcr is back

kravitz, materializing from the astral plane: MCR IS BACK????

[nonbeeboi]

Living With Guilt