[charleythehouseplant]

This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read

[milesgmorales-archive]

[retrogamingblog]

Pokemon Reminder Stickers made by waifuarts

[chasekip]

[sculptedfromclay]

[kingdomkome21]

Do these quotes REALLY have anything to do with Wonder Woman?

[sculptedfromclay]

…

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

fake geek boys at it again

[sandandglass]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

[macabrekawaii]

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

[returningjedi]

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

[carbecex]

thanks redbubble i love strawberries

[omghotmemes]

Gotta make money somehow

[superiorjello]

The older this gets the funnier it is

[maswartz]

[12345qwerti]

interviewer: describe yourself in 4 words me: automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky-fresh interviewer: hired

[kimreesesdaughter]

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

[nappyhurrdontcare-deactivated20]

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

[neonghostz-deactivated20220823]

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

[kimreesesdaughter]

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

[retired3625ww-deactivated202305]

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

[sexycraisinthanos]

why is this so funny

[universi-tea]

airport security is like when you’re trying to put your money back in your wallet before it’s the next person’s turn in line except you’re barefoot 

[fleurison-deactivated20190824]

may you get a sign this week that shows you that you’re on the right path and that things are flowing and moving in your favor. may the sign be evident, clear, and direct

[todaysbird]

reminder that the blue jay isn’t the only colorful member of the corvid family!!! there’s actually a LOT of really colorful corvids, including but not limited to:

stellar’s jay

green jay

taiwan blue magpie

florida scrub jay

common green magpie

plush-crested jay

white-throated magpie-jay

so many gorgeous and colorful corvids!!

[stcyan-deactivated20200202]

what do yall think

[emilyarmadillo]

Pokemon fusions: Moon Moon collection

[captain-peculiar]

Anyone: Hey, do you have a minute? I need to talk to you.

Me, internally: