Hey Dipshit

18, Sagittarius, Humor blog. Ask me whatever, tell me whatever, believe whatever, love whomever. Be Happy.

[lizzard-wizzard]

I love DnD but i have no friends. Does anyone need a new party member?

[lizzard-wizzard]

Add me on pokemon! I'll send you gifts!

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[catchymemes]

[wandanvision]

News: Ariana and Pete split, calls off engagement

Me:

[netflixandnudez]

Most annoying part of your 20's: Feeling like you're not where you should be, while everyone else SEEMS like they are.

[minusthelove]

Exactly

[make-them-boyz-go-loco-deactiva]

!!!!

[sabertoothwalrus]

unmute

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

my last two braincells

[thebattleblog]

a wild egg appeared?

everyone who reblogs it before Oct 25 will get a Pokemon based on their blog in their submit inbox (make sure submit is open!)

happy hatching!

[pistachi0corner]

Great!

[onlinepunk]

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

[lizzard-wizzard]

Add my boyfriend on Pokemon Go! He also has lots of gifts and no friends.

[lizzard-wizzard]

Yo! Add me on Pokemon go! I have gifts out the ass and no friends.

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[atl-definedbody]

Just doing what i was told

[kimreesesdaughter]

May you NEVER be in a position to not afford your rent!

Sending good vibes to everyone with rent, utilities and more bills than bills! Better days are ahead.

[adonischildsupportcase]

[rabdoidal]

for the love of fucking god let me reblog ads tumblr

[saffron-not-so-joy]

is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?

[pancakeke]

this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won’t be an issue because no one will have sex with you

[porterr-robinson]

[fodsley]

there’s only ten pixels in this video but they’re all put to extremely good use.