he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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titsay
dirt enthusiast
occasionally subtle
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Keni
KIROKAZE
hello vonnie
tumblr dot com
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
shark vs the universe
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
almost home
Love Begins
sheepfilms
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Kiana Khansmith
Xuebing Du
$LAYYYTER
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@lizziebreezy
dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go
severely underrated gag imo is the one where a character turns very slowly and the sounds of stone grinding against stone is superimposed over it
This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?
And it's gonna getcha
the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me
the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅
Delete this account immediately.
noncon friendship
Coworkers
Siblings
the MOST iconic 20 seconds of any anime dub i’ve ever experienced
EVEN THE FUCKING MUSIC OH MY LORD
i looked through the notes to see what this was (it’s cyber city oedo 808) and ended up crying laughing at the wikipedia article for it
every so often people start liking and reblogging this post from me, and every time i forget how funny it is until i watch it again. hey bentn. don’t crap ya paants if ya see a vampire out deeah. get lost. you wouldn’t recognize a gaddam vampire if one jumped up and bit you on the end of your fucken dick. So just get off my back.
[the most violently 1980s synthesizer sting i have ever heard]
i forgot a crucial part of pet ownership: bothering that animal a little
hello this is my favorite video ever please please
el muchacho monday
I'm gonna say something incredibly 30-year-old and I'm going to ask you to not judge me while I'm trying to be genuine and real. Okay? Here's my truth.
A piece of lettuce can really elevate a sandwich. The fresh crunch? Unrivaled. Peak. Poetic cinema.
My lazy ass has finally finished this!
warm just baked robot yuri just for you!
The idea for this drawing was originally inspired by this screenshot my best friend took in the cybergrind
something wrong w my copy of ultrakill bro what are they doing
why is this one blowing up yall are spoiling me 😭
type shit...inspired from this post!
Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets
I need a mix of wet and dry food.
What the fuck. You talk?
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?
this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible
Oh my god i have never seen the picture before
I NEED THE FULL GAME IMMEDIATELY
