mulder, this is a funeral

Lizzie | 30+ | she/her I reblog all sorts of things, and I'm terrible at remembering to tag, I'm so sorry my lovely wife my webcomic (on hiatus) | art blog

[narutwitter]

[mafuwara]

Strowill I did for @dragonprinxe I realized I never posted 💛💙

[iwilleatyourenglish]

so this might be the funniest text i've ever gotten about my partner

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[confield]

You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.

[breadcunt]

Stupid ass take. The fame of the artist doesn't define how it makes you feel. Do you not see me go hogwild eating potatoes, easily one of the top 5 most well known vegetables

[confield]

We're like shooting stars you and I

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[zalienn-art]

Okaayy, one more for good measure :3

[punkitt-is-here]

in a funny spot where i would like to be perceived as a woman but not in a "oh thats a cis woman" way. like i don't want to hide that im trans at all. if you see me looking cunted up like crazy and then a deep ass Had a Beard In High School voice comes out of my mouth you are fuckin welcome. you should be so thankful to be graced by the presence of the hottest bitch on the planet

[punkitt-is-here]

when you see a big girl with broad shoulders and unshaved legs and shittily applied makeup like she just started doing it for the first time three months ago and a voice like the faggiest bitch on the planet you should be doing this

[frostedmagnolias]

Day Dress

c. 1903

Blue homespun wool day dress with silk trim and embroidery appliqué. Appliqué of phoenix bird and flowers.

by Strawbridge & Clothier, Philadelphia

Drexel University

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[demi-shoggoth]

The children yearn to be Mewtwo

[patema-introverted]

[leshermes]

Jasmine Vine, lead programmer of Hollow Knight & Silksong just transitioned!! I'm so happy for her!❤️🏳️‍⚧️

[c-rowlesdraws]

her bluesky header & icon are so cute too 🥰

[charl0ttan]

[beardedmrbean]

[moviesludge]

My beloved options

[cottoncandylesbo]

(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?

(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao

[temothylol]

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[romanceyourdemons]

whenever i look into a historical monarch who doesn’t get talked about much and is just kind of a blank spot in my understanding of the historical narrative, 95% of the time what i find is pure white hot blistering capability. a pencil pusher for the ages. a 39 year reign with no more than three hours of sleep a night. there aren’t any good stories from his reign because he systematically caught and stopped all catastrophic good stories before they could start. you shrimply must respect it

[lovetechnique]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 4 days 23 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's me. Football Cat.

[laserbobcat]

Does that make me Mud Paw or Mud Peak Paw? I'm a stinky cat anyway

[butch-ragh-barkrock]

This is literally just my friend's cat with an added surname. They made me my friend's cat.

[lizzlybonk]

This u?