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[miss-ute]

Dw if this isn't possible but could you make a master post with links to all of the turnadette videos you've posted? Thanks!

ok…here we go:

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[firewildx]

Reasons why being a bunny is great

No need to learn how to bark or purr, just stay silent!

Eating all the tasty carrot cake you like, because getting bigger just makes you cuter

You can be horny all the time because that's just how bunnies are

Getting hunted by bigger, more intimidating animals that will overpower you >Y<

Nose boops U°Y°U

[fanonical]

three generations of thropps have seen glinda as their only hope, which is hilarious given how little glinda could actually do for any of them at any time ever

[lkp137]

Just curious…

Would anyone be interested in a Minerva McGonagall x female oc story???

One where Minerva is properly cared for, not doing all the caring?

Im probably gonna write it anyway, if you’re interested I’ll send the link when it’s posted

[garduck]

and how do you feel about pearlnet? maybe you could draw these two if you’re taking requests 😋

i love this ship 💖

[gojira007]

Heh, the meet-in-the-middle cigarettes are a very cute element to center the whole thing on, and the way the stark dark palette links everything together is very stylish and Cool. I also REALLY like the particular body language here, something at once sharp yet oh so intimate.

[dou-hong]

12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS MEME - 12. Under the Mistletoe

Pearl, you are a smooth operator. NOT

Winter Wonderland

Silent Night

Sugar & Spice

Winter Wear

Presents

Naughty or Nice

The Grinch

A Festivus (for the rest of us)

Under the Mistletoe

So obviously, I skipped 9-11. lol. I thought I could finish the meme before Christmas, but alas, it is not to be! 9 outta 12 in one month aint bad though, lol; thank you for all the notes and comments! I don’t think I’ll be able to post anything new artwork until after I come back from OH, so if I don’t, I hope that everyone has a happy holiday! Cheers!

-Dou

[steven-universe-heritage-posts]

Steven Universe Heritage post

[carnival-phantasm]

I feel like tumblrites have been a bit down lately, we really could use another British Royal Family Death to boost morale.

[carnival-phantasm]

[teaboot]

I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

[teaboot]

Alternatives to experimenting on me like a lab rat when you suspect me of being inconsiderate:

"I feel like I'm the only one who does this chore. Can we start taking turns?"

"I'd like you to ask me how I'm doing more often."

"It bothers me when this area stays messy so long. Can you do X when Y happens?"

"I feel like the onus is on me to initiate X, and it's wearing me down. Could you try making the first move more? Like 3-4 times a week?"

"I'm feeling upset right now and I'd like to spend some time with you."

"When X happens, I feel like you're taking my work for granted."

"I'm feeling neglected. Could you do X?"

"I'm burnt out and need help."

"I feel like I'm the only one putting effort into X."

"Do you notice this?"

"Are you bothered by this?"

"I am bothered when this happens."

"X habit of yours bothers me."

"When X is like this, I feel bad. Can you [action] when you notice X?"

[hug-your-face]

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Don't forget "and then everybody clapped" for calling "fake" on a heartwarming story about getting to put someone in their place with a sick burn

[dracarishit]

i don't think i made myself clear... I NEED MORE OF THEM TOGETHER!

[hehadaslightoverbite]

They did that for us.

[gelphiegifs]

Whatever way our stories end I know you have rewritten mine

[gemsandjunk]

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

[housederiva]

Grabbing you guys by the shoulders so tightly as I say you have to reblog things regardless of how old the posts are, this is the show and tell website

[keplercryptids]

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

[valtsv]

was playing "fetch" with the ocean today by tossing stones into it and watching them wash back up with the tide a few meters away, and it got me thinking about grief and the things we carry with us even after we lose them

[valtsv]

[isabelle-bt]

🎵 Let's get rich and build a house on the mountain, making everybody look like ants

From way up there, you and I

You and I 🎵

[hereforamediocretimenotalongtime]

too awesome 💪💪