Fuck it.

I'm 25 and still bored.

[bloomflowersbloom]

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

[2thicc2function]

Wtf

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

[supperblog-deactivated20170826]

I NEVER NOTICED THAT ON THE COVER ART FOR BLUE RESCUE TEAM THEY ARE LITERALLY LOOKING DOWN THE HOLE ON THE COVER OF RED RESCUE TEAM

[newerleaf]

LOOK IT’S LITERALLY THE SAME TWO ROCKS FALLING THE MUDKIP HIT TOO

[soggimuffins]

WAS THIS BECAUSE THE DS SLOT WAS AT THE TOP AND THE GBA SLOT WAS AT THE BOTTOM?

[newerleaf]

OH MY GOD

[vivienvalentino]

[hoebutmadefashion]

[neomachine]

[the-anal-destiny]

The artistry.

[jazzisback-deactivated20190120]

award winning

[sunfortune]

guys are Mad that girls find michael b jordan attractive bc they really convinced themselves girls dont like them bc they watch anime and not bc theyre fucking unbearable to be around

[iloveamelia-deactivated20190212]

washed my sheets but my bed still smells like garlic? guess thats just how it is now 

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

g

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

garlic bed

[funnyjoke]

Funny Memes. Updated Daily! ⇢ FunnyJoke.tumblr.com 😀

[transjemder]

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

[thebootydiaries]

[ithelpstodream]

some good news i’m sure we all need right now

[hashtagloveloses]

Good news? In MY 2017? It’s more likely than you think

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

i am losing my fucking MIND over this reddit comment

[doafhat]

[hotdaughter-deactivated20140329]

[10083348-deactivated20150720]

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

[musashi]

[llasa]

16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan

Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.

Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*

Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

[mamoru]

[bitsow]

4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun

[kaijuno]

its not even music anymore it’s just a shockwave that kills you instantly

[thetrippytrip]

My girl spoke nothing but fucking TRUTH. Now that’s this kind of Women we need our girls to look up too.

[ladygreytea76]

Who is she?

[enigmazing-blog]

Sarah Kendzior.

She’s an expert in authoritarianism and has accurately predicted almost everything that is happening - her unflinching insight and analysis is terrifying but invaluable right now. Well worth following on twitter.

[anosci]

fucking

why did i never see this until now

[thessalian]

You know what saddens me?

How fast she has to talk.

If a man were saying that, he’d be going slowly to emphasise points. He’d be indulging in the occasional ‘you know’ or other filler words. He’d be able to stop for breath. Notice that she didn’t do that. She had the whole thing memorised and she got it out with barely a pause to breathe.

Why?

Because she expected to be interrupted.

What she said was awesome and is absolutely true, and is frankly underlined by the fact that she had to say the whole thing all at once for fear that she wouldn’t be able to say it at all if she so much as stopped to breathe because one of those older white men sitting around her would interrupt and roll right over her.