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[alieniverson]

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

[plantgirlpropagation]

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

[manaphy]

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

[hotpain]

oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole. 

[llllll-llllll-blog]

did i already tell you i love you and that you're the most amazing person on earth?

MAYBE IM NOT SURE, ITS POSSIBLE THAT YOU DID BUT IM STILL BLINDED AND COMPLETELY DISTRACTED BY YOUR BRILLIANCE SO IDK BUT I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND YOU ARE THE UNIVERSE TO ME

[llllll-llllll-blog]

You have been to so many countries gal! I wanna go to the USA next year :) :)

Ahh this is so exciting! Whereabouts?!?! Sending you lots of love btw xxxx

[llllll-llllll-blog]

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

[hohoehoes]

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

[madturbating-deactivated2013082]

girl are you from Illinois because youre illannoying

[larchcoin]

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

[bigdaddyjoestar]

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

[thesassycat]

what if all the scenarios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

[the-flapwagon-archives]

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

[amifutami-remade]

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

[jimmypagesprincess-deactivated2]

i just really want to listen to records in the dark with you and maybe makeout a little

[llllll-llllll-blog]

perks of being a girl

I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners

[tiniestleaf]

my essay isn’t done but i sure am