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VALERIE | April 2000 | please be over 18/21 if you're on this side of tumblr |beware of NSFW posts | SWer | Dominican | NYC | polyam|Little| |overwhelmed| feeling faint and probably desperate for attention | very queer | mental¯\_(ツ)_/¯ND | Blerd | metalhead| spoonie | help me become a pornstar? it's a dream of mine | ||||| BLM, Stop Asian Hate, black trans lives matter, No Space For Jewish Hate, Honor First nations, anti ablest, pro-choice. I support true body positivity with my whole chest. Behead pedophiles. ||||| LOVE MY MUTUALS. PLEASE FOLLOW IF YOURE INTO KINK AND ARE WLW, ENBY, QUEER, A BI MAN, A REGULAR GIRL PERHAPS, A CAT, A PORNSTAR, INTERESTING, TRANS, QUESTIONING, WILLING TO THROW MONEY AT ME FOR NO REASON, A GOOD PERSON, GNC, SMARTER THAN ME, LIKE MARVEL, WILL PRACTICE TATTOOING ON ME AS LONG AS I GET TO CHOOSE THE DESIGN👍🏽 ||||| no dick pics unless you're paying. DMs open for customers and mutuals only 💙link to menu below https://www.tumblr.com/llttledominicana/719239404670140416/so-i-just-need-feedback-on-my-menu-15-private?source=share

[llttledominicana]

It's Christmas Eve and I'm in quarantine •́ ‿ ,•̀

[llttledominicana]

I'll fuck your bitch for the irony

[llttledominicana]

“You and I may be acquainted but we are not traveling companions.” -Hank Hill

[llttledominicana]

Bout time it got festive in here LMFAO

[perfectquote]

“If you hate my story. I’m sorry, it was not written for you.”

— ThePersonalWords

[thepersonalwords]

““Give people time. Give people space. Don’t beg anyone to stay. Let them roam. What’s meant for you will always be yours.” Reyna Biddy”

—

[llttledominicana]

This is why I got ,,"I'll eat you up I love you so"" tattooed on my thigh. One of the greatest quotes ever by Maurice sendak from one of the greatest stories of all time ""Where the wild things are. "'

[resqectable]

“I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought there are so many people in the world, there must be someone just like me who feels bizarre and flawed in the same ways I do.”

— Frida Kahlo

[perfectquote]

“I would just like to be where you are; I would just like to trust you and love you and be with you. Only with you. Inside of you, around you, in all conceivable and inconceivable places. I would like to be where you are.”

— Frida Kahlo

[quotefeeling]

“Can one invent verbs? I want to tell you one: I sky you, so my wings extend so large to love you without measure.”

— Frida Kahlo

[perfectfeelings]

“Passion is the bridge that takes you from pain to change.”

— Frida Kahlo

[thoughtkick]

“I want to be inside your darkest everything.”

— Frida Kahlo

[weltenwellen]

Warsan Shire, from “Midnight in the Foreign Food Aisle”, Bless the Daughter Raised by a Voice in Her Head

[floodnetworks]

thinking about how klingon courting works by the female roaring and throwing heavy objects and the male reading love poetry

[floodnetworks]

gay klingons:

lesbian klingons:

[ernmark]

Do gay Klingons ever get frustrated/dejected because their gentleman caller hasn’t so much as kicked a pebble their way or uttered the slightest growl?

Do questioning Klingons ever show their crush their poetry, only to have their crush assume that he’s helping them proofread or something?

Is there ever an issue where a lesbian Klingon tries very awkwardly to recite poetry to her lady love? 

Or instances where two lesbians are basically beating the shit out of each other and both thinking “I know she thinks this is just a regular old gal fight, but no, seriously, I’m trying to declare my intentions here”?

Are there euphemisms for LGBT Klingons? “Don’t try to win her over, Riker. She reads poetry.” 

[ishouldbeontheenterprise]

This one of the best things I’ve ever read

[nudityandnerdery]

Bisexual Klingons:

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (January 4th, 2020)

[um-jammer-tranny]

need me another lesbian Klingon to fight me for rights to top

[the-haiku-bot]

need me another

lesbian Klingon to fight

me for rights to top

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sweetdreamerqueen]

Shades of brown

[funnypages]

Who is giving this eulogy?

[delmondo]

western cat twitters are like “HoOman” and japanese cat twitters are like “Today I will consider the state of things.”

[clownboybeebop]

you forgot russian cat tumblr

[sunshine-tattoo]

Russian cats are right in the middle of the two

[halfwit]

[gutsygills]

actually japanese cat twitters sound verbose to us because the translation loses a detail: it’s all written in katakana, which is considered childish or illiterate!

[autisticmight]

so japanese cats are really saying “today i wiww conshidah the state of fings ^owo^”

[cloverandcrossbones]

Also the only reason the Russian sounds semi childish is because of the lack of definite or indefinite articles (the, a/an), which Russian just doesn’t have in its language anyway

The corrected translation with English grammar would be “I am a wave” which is neither childish or verbose its just factual and simple

[acekoral]

Love the language specific additions

[queen-mihai]

Philosophy in this thread:

Silly little potatoes can be found in every language and culture

Artists and poets can be found in every language and culture

[the-haiku-bot]

Artists and poets

can be found in every

language and culture

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[simply-hot-in-red]

[dominantprincesshere]

Breakfast time!