[carfuckerlynch]

huge shoutout to the guy at the bar who said “i like your dress maam” and when i was like. i’m a man but thank you! he was like “oh shit i like your dress homie” i love you forever

[ostropest]

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

she looked at my pussy like it was a bag of rice. ans her penis was a wet cell phone

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

we all have that ONE friend who HATES being hit over the head with a metal pipe😂 and cries PLEASE DONT HIT ME WITH A METAL PIPE MY SKULL IS FRACTURED during METAL PIPE NITE😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀😂🤣

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

Life is so beautiful idk why I’m on tumblr lol

[h0]

[spearxwind]

Saying skill issue has done irreparable damage to my vocabulary

[asha-crow-and-solus]

Damn. Skill Issue.

[spearxwind]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[jovialmartian]

[lmaobroidk]

[vympr]

we don't talk enough about the cultural impact that the adam driver "you have truly hurt a 30 or 40 year old man" anon had.....and the fact that they will forever be anonymous? literally know your herstory

[vympr]

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

You people keep making "By Talos this can't be happening jokes" as if you think you're gonna be anywhere near as funny as the original post

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

None of you can ever hope to be as funny as this

[17x17x17rubixcube]

By Talos this can’t be happening

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

Thesis: My post

Antithesis: This reply

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID of original post: Anonymous asks, “How is your husband?” hobnob-69 replies, “He should be fine. I left him with enough food and water for a week.”| Reply from the-real-santino-rice: That was two weeks ago. Reply from the-real-rupaul: Oh god no let me go check on him By Talos this can’t be happening [screencap from a first person video game showing a robed man lying in cage./]

[Reply ID: a screencap of tumblr mobile showing the original post as an unloaded gradient picture. /end]

[omghotmemes]

This is what he would have wanted

[aztechnology]

op link the video it’s fucking hilarious

[mythicaliz]

10/10

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[folkremedies]

me? im smoking the shit that turned the romance chemical

[squirmmy]

Pollo👍

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

smoking the shit that made john green

[andiwakeupfalling]

[ghostlysea]

aww nasa has a page for space technology terms you can use in science fiction

nerds

[ceruleancynic]

THIS IS THE BEST THING

AAAAAAHHH

[cutting-you-off-deactivated2020]

Holy crap!!

[hoursgoneby]

A comprehensive list of sci-fi particles is available at a STARTREK site on the Internet.

NASA linked to Star Trek for reference. That…that satisfies me on a deeply nerdy level I have heretofore never experienced.

[charlesoberonn]

[fortunatecircus]

the people running the crayola twitter

[ryebreadgf]

[ryebreadgf]

are yall ok

[fagmyers]

You're all so clinically stupid, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

[kittycatblast]