as i lay me down to sleep

in•som•nam•bu•list [in-som-nam-byuh-list] noun a person who, while unable to sleep, feels as though they are moving through their life in a state of suspended cognizance. a little like cotard delusion, ie walking corpse syndrome, however the person believes they are living their life in a dream as opposed to being dead. m!a: none ((indie-ish au davesprite)) ((nsfw)) ((vent blog))

[lnsomnambulist]

oh im a mortician maybe i shoulda specified why im elbow deep in a chest cavity

[lnsomnambulist]

chimechoho‌:

wow hi!!

interesting that you’re elbow deep in a chest cavity, sure hope it’s not yours cus if so that sounds kinda problematic. :P

i’m jingle, it’s nice to meet u dave!

if it were mine thatd be kinda cool tho can you imagine if i could do my own autospy i always thought itd be cool to have an autopsy scar but i guess thats kinda common these days like what does a guy gotta do to be unique around here clearly cutting myself open and stitching myself up again falls under the realms of passe so thats off the table

cool nice to meet you jingle whats up

[lnsomnambulist]

@chimechoho

huh this is weird last time i was around you couldnt do that with urls

anyway whats the haps im dave and im elbow deep in a chest cavity

[lnsomnambulist]

goddamn i wonder how many of my follwers just fucking evaporated

[lnsomnambulist]

ok actually no i cant do this rn im gonna try an sleep

[egberts]

[lnsomnambulist]

ok so tumblr doesnt work the same way it used to

great

[lnsomnambulist]

etroshes:

SOUNDS LIKE YOUR EVENING IS JUST BEYOND THRILLING.

tell me about it its one hell of a ride the you-must-be-this-tall kind with that creepy clown holdin out his arm like hes gonna whisk you away to the magical land of twists and turns and hills and drops that should normally strike terror into the hearts of any creature with common sense at all but instead strikes wonder and excitement in the form of wobbly legs dizziness and nausea and a certain euphoria only felt when encountered with a near-death experience

i mean my bed hangs from the ceiling so its not exactly a boring bed i guess definitely relaxing at the very least

aside bein in bed hows your night

[lnsomnambulist]

etroshes liked your post:i totally meant to actually be active tonight and...

whoa sentient life

whats up im ds bloggin at you live from my bed

[lnsomnambulist]

i totally meant to actually be active tonight and then dumb shit happened and im curled up on my bed

[positiveglittertruth-blog]

Sounds to Soothe Anxiety

Cat Purring 

Thunderstorm (Close)

Thunderstorm (Far Away)

Ocean

Weightless

Wind Chimes 

Tibetan Bowls 

Nature (Images of River)

Space Ambient

Ambient Electronic

Human Heartbeat

“Native American” Style Flute/Drum (Images of Fire)

Rainforest

Celestial White Noise

Music to Help Combat Night Terror 

Winter Wind (Images of Trees and Snow + Cheesy Shakespeare Quote)

Autumn Wind

Howling Wind

Rain on Tin Roof

Rain on Tent

Traffic (Distant)

Traffic in the Rain (Close)

Fan

Distant Train 

Relaxing Trance/Electro

Chillstep (Relaxing Dubstep) (Vocals Used)

Relaxing “Chinese” Inspired Meditation

Soft Piano

Sad Violin and Piano

Instrumental 

Stormy Ocean

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positiveglittertruth:

Cat Purring 

Thunderstorm (Close)

Thunderstorm (Far Away)

Ocean

Weightless

Wind Chimes 

Tibetan Bowls 

Nature (Images of River)

Space Ambient

Ambient Electronic

Human Heartbeat

“Native American” Style Flute/Drum (Images of Fire)

Rainforest

Celestial White Noise

Music to Help Combat Night Terror 

Winter Wind (Images of Trees and Snow + Cheesy Shakespeare Quote)

Autumn Wind

Howling Wind

Rain on Tin Roof

Rain on Tent

Traffic (Distant)

Traffic in the Rain (Close)

Fan

Distant Train 

Relaxing Trance/Electro

Chillstep (Relaxing Dubstep) (Vocals Used)

Relaxing “Chinese” Inspired Meditation

Soft Piano

Sad Violin and Piano

Instrumental 

Stormy Ocean

[lnsomnambulist]

does anyone else remember how pissed off everyone was when nathan fillion wasnt gonna be playin nathan drake in the uncharted movie

because i do

[morcinder]

claps for you 

[lnsomnambulist]

thanks im here all week

[morcinder]

and you tell puns too oh my fuck 

[lnsomnambulist]

it was mostly unintentional til i realized what id said

[morcinder]

haha what the fuck dude thats some messed shit id pay to see that

[lnsomnambulist]

got nothin better to do so why not liven shit up a little

[lnsomnambulist]

so sometimes at work i talk to myself and like narrate the corpses im embalming and shit and i was sooooooo bored and workin on this guy for so long i started arguin with myself as him in two different voices and my boss walkd downstairs and didnt fucking say ANYTHING and stood there for ten minutes listenin to and watchin me have this ridiculous conversation with myself about buying stock in hot air balloons

[contumation]

Always helpful to my esteem.

[lnsomnambulist]

youre welcome