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all the moons of 2024
hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you
I had a dream last night that tumblr came up with a pride flag for closeted gays and it was just a light blue flag with a shrimp on it. People would also wear shrimp pins on their lapels for some Reason???
and the vegan gays started Discourse because shrimp deserved more respect
Wth that's brilliant
like this?
closeted queers, you now have a discreet pride flag. wreak havoc.
EXACTLY LIKE THAT
Pride flag for closeted queers and people who are just done with explaining themselves to randos.
happy pride 2024 to all closeted queers!
u know it's a good pride flag when u can make it in 15 minutes with 3 markers and a pun
i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this
My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency
Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?
Happy 1st anniversary to the Vitamin! I appreciate that - though conceptualized as unattainable - the Vitamin is many things to many people:
folic acid + iron
antidepressants
estrogen
testosterone
testosterone (party edition)
vitamin D
moving out of your parents' house (lead poisoning)
moving out of your parents' house (parents)
vitamin B12 and I think some other B ones
sleep
Gender
Bears are so right about hibernation
source
no territorialism between different kinds of moral eels, they know they’re all the same ridiculous thing
me and the boys
happy moray eel monday and happy 5th birthday to this post which has single handedly overtaken my notifications on several occasions
ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something
all the photos of him are like this, I love that this guy understood he had been born with the face of a wizard or axe murderer and just leaned fully into it
he knew EXACTLY what he was doing
he got what he wanted
Also
I think one of my most favorite tropes that Wheel of Time ever introduced was “Angry woman heals people, because seeing wounded people makes her angry and everybody is constantly scared of her”.
It’s most wonderful, cause no matter how much Nynaeve has changed throughout the books, her core remained the same. For an exploding powderkeg of a person, it’s particularly remarkable that she never ever wanted to do anything else except for healing people. That’s just who she is.
i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person
Got that vampire autism where you gotta invite me in every time
my new thing whenever an embarrassing memory jumps up out of some backwater neuron to t-bone my present-day thought process is to declare a statute of limitations. like i can burn down an entire building in the state where i live and the law deems it both unfair and illegal to prosecute me after six years have passed, i think that thing i said in high school can be expunged from my record.
Okay, but this is actually kind of genius.
My family has a related Policy called "The Five Year Rule". Five years after an embarrassing or dramatic event happens to someone, everyone else has to shut up about it. This rule was created to keep some of my aunts from bringing up shit from fifteen and twenty years ago at family dinners.
So if you need to set a statute of Limitations: If it would be fucking rude of your auntie to bring up at thanksgiving, it's rude for your brain to bring up at 3AM too and it needs to eat some mashed potatoes and shut up.
there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.
I feel so appreciated :3
WE FOUND HER!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD SAID ADAM AND EVE SO SHE WAS BOTH
I said this same thing! Except I’m also bi so I add to it a little 😇
Oh hey idk why it says I deactivated. I just changed my name. Still here babes 😎
ily trans women
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
I really need this march
you know those old ‘hentai free’ banners? that’s this blog but with harry potter