I Am Not Okay

If you listen very carefully, you might hear my internal eternal screams of whatever mood I’m in

[loadedfingerguns]

Considering Kira’s whole thing was “I just wanna live a quiet life, and blend in,” would it be so far fetched that he would start picking up slang? Like in an alternate universe where Hayato isn’t a creep, he starts saying stuff like “girl you would not believe my day,” because he’s interpreted that as the norm? I can’t stop thinking about this, it’s been nearly an hour.

[loadedfingerguns]

You know you’re family are idiots when the ex-nurse is refusing to get vaccinated against covid, how are any of us still alive

[loadedfingerguns]

You can’t say you make dad jokes until you have grandkids

[loadedfingerguns]

I need to post this before I forget, don’t get angry at me for the skintone it was an accident. But yeah... not my proudest work it have been much better.

[loadedfingerguns]

At some time today my mindset of “I’m gonna stay up late tonight because it’s my birthday tomorrow!” went to “I gotta finish this drawing of a Giorno for their birthday before I can sleep” and that upsets me.

[loadedfingerguns]

I’m giving up trying to do detailed art, this is all I’m drawing from now on. His name is Newt, and he likes playing in the rain.

[loadedfingerguns]

I just opened my laptop and flight of the bumblebee started playing? And cut off 10 seconds in?? I don’t... what... please help

[loadedfingerguns]

I spent half and hour on this.

[loadedfingerguns]

My uncle thinks he is Jesus reincarnate because he can compare statistics I am so done with my family

[loadedfingerguns]

Fun Fact: looking at memes whilst drinking hot chocolate really burns

[loadedfingerguns]

I’m watching Kitchen Nightmares and being all sassy saying stuff like “my canned fruit is fresher than those oysters” even though I can’t make grilled cheese without starting a fire

[loadedfingerguns]

I’m just lying on the floor and “The Invisible Man” started playing and now I can’t stop thinking how badly I would have freaked out if that played when I was showering a couple hours ago, so I wanted to rant about it to no one.

[loadedfingerguns]

I just put googly eyes on my toaster, I love it. I only have really small ones, which makes it better.

[loadedfingerguns]

What if Bruno just had a Karen cut for the entirety of part 5?

[loadedfingerguns]

I recently learned that, if you don’t have any friends in life you can pay people to attend your funeral. And with how my life is going, I should start saving up

[kendrajk]

Informative Ancient Egypt Comics: BROS

Our 1st place contest winner requested a Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep comic as their prize.

[samandriel]

I took a class about Ancient Egypt last semester and we had a whole lecture dedicated to talking about how gay Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were. Their tomb walls were decorated with scenes of them ignoring their wives in favor of embracing each other. In one scene, the couple is seated at a banquet table that is usually reserved for a husband and wife. There’s an entire motif of Khnumhotep holding lotus flowers which in ancient Egyptian tradition symbolizes femininity. Khnumhotep offers the lotus flower to Niankhkhnum, something that only wives were ever depicted as doing for their husbands. In fact, Khnumhotep is repeatedly depicted as uniquely feminine, being shown smaller and shorter than his partner Niankhkhnum and being placed in the role of a woman. Size is a big deal in Egyptian art, husbands are almost always shown as being larger and taller than their wives. So for two men of equal status to be shown in once again, a marital fashion, is pretty telling. Not to mention they were literally buried together which is the strongest bond two people could share in ancient Egypt, as it would mean sharing the journey to the afterlife together. And yet 90% of the academic text about these two talks about these clues in vague terms and analyze the great “brotherhood” they shared, and the enigma of Khnumhotep being depicted as feminine. Apparently it’s too hard for archaeologists to accept homosexuality in the ancient world, as well as the possibility of trans individuals.

[aeacustero]

On the last note, I was walking around the Field Museum of Natural History in Chicago and there is a mummy on exhibit. It caught my attention because the panel that was describing it was talking about how it was a woman’s body in a male coffin and wow, the Egyptian working that day really screwed that up. My summary, not actual words, sorry I can’t remember verbatim but it basically said that someone screwed up.

They claimed that the Egyptians screwed up a burial.

The Egyptians. Screwed up. A burial.

Now I’m not an expert in Ancient Egypt but from what I know, and what the exhibit was telling me, burials and the afterlife and all that jazz DEFINED the Egyptian religion and culture. They don’t just ‘screw up’. So instead of thinking outside the box for two seconds and wonder why else a genetically female body was in a male coffin, the ‘researchers’ blatantly disregard the rest of their research and decided to call it a screw up. Instead of, you know, admitting that maybe this mummy presented as male during his life and was therefore honorably buried as he was identified. But it would be too much of a stretch to admit that a transgender person could have existed back then.

(Sorry I can’t find any sources online and it’s been like 2 years but it stuck in my mind)

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

There’s a lot of bigoted historian dragging on my dash these days and it makes me happy.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Once again, more proof that we queers have ALWAYS been here, and it’s a CHOSEN narrative to erase them.

[queerrilla]

Reblog because ancient gay power

[speedygal]

ALWAYS. REBLOG. THIS.

And also ancient gay power.

[kingscrown666]

Ancient Gay Power

[vaspider]

[loadedfingerguns]

I am unhappy. I just had to remove my Chef Funko pop from the packaging after my brother destroyed it by stepping on it. The figure is undamaged (thankfully) but I’m still upset.