worm maiden

Morgan ||27||♑|| cosplayer || being meguca is suffering ||jojo brainrot ||

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

[jame7t]

Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended

[jame7t]

Uh, your honor? I scrumped it

[viralfrog]

[crushpunchh]

really not even remotely similar to what i asked but thanks anyway boss

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“Egg [x4]”

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[192929020202020]

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[snowrinrin]

got into ace attorney 👍

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[jennelikejennay]

turn your attention to The Character

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

[vexx-the-egg]

[dirtbrunch]

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[tortol]

circus animals 🥠

[babushkaat]