musings of cocktail knowledge

ヾ(´༎ຶ╻༎ຶ)ﾉﾞ You know the type of useless information that seems interesting but really has no real world applications? That's what I got. [Mostly Hp, always Dramione.]

[thebelchers]

[thebelchers]

[iraffiruse]

[addressmysol]

People try to use “snowflake” as an insult, but like HAVE YOU SEEN ACTUAL SNOWFLAKES???

[viostormcaller]

What. The fuck. Holy shit

[humorblr]

#same

[catchymemes]

A small mildly interesting dump

[jsmithcameronx]

Maria: Oh, there were times when we would look at each other… oh Mother, I could hardly breath.

[musingsdeme]

#mm. their chemistry in this movie is stupidly scorchingly electric#when they dance the landler and maria breathes “…..I can’t remember what comes next” like SAME MARIA#I WAS ALSO DISTRACTED BY HOW GEORG WAS LOOKING AT YOU LIKE HE WANTED TO EAT YOU#I WAS MOSTLY IMPRESSED BY YOUR ABILITY TO REMAIN UPRIGHT#he’s so frustrated by her entire existence and isn’t that the dream? to frustrate and arouse a very hot wealthy man who hates nazis?#sound of music (x)

[peredain]

where the fuck did the movies get the idea that dwarves aren’t classy? various dwarves in the books are shown to introduce themselves with a formal ‘at your service’ and a bow, wax poetic about the natural beauty of caves, and spend hours talking about their family history to people who already know it.

and in the movies they’re supposed to be rude and messy? why though? is it because the elves are graceful and they have a rivalry with them? the rivalry between the dwarves and the elves is based on centuries of political tension, not some ‘uncouth vs stuck-up’ kids show feud.

[penny-anna]

The films are pro-elf propaganda

[rivailles]

“There’s no way she will find the secret entrance.”

“There’s a doormat here that says secret entrance!”

[curlytoms-deactivated20191110]

I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THIS IVE SEEN TODAY

[mysharona1987]

[imots]

[taint3edcakes]

Lmaooooo she a fave always

[popular-c-c]

I uhhhh, got a little heated about Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette in my latest video. 

(Patreon, Twitter)

[429blankpages]

I know I just reblogged this, but definitely check out the whole video on YouTube - it’s amazing and v educational to someone whose American Education failed them

[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

ugly culture is not having a type bc ud be surprised if someone liked u in the first place

[memewhore]

[boynsfw-blog]

what a time to be alive

[hannibal-and-dory]

I’m so confused and laughing so hard like

What?!??!!!

[hannibal-and-dory]

I’m actually laughing so fucking hard right now.

Read the article and it would seem the upset is because (minor spoilers) Bruce Wayne adopts Dick Grayson and then Dick finds out that the Batcave is beneath Wayne Manor and comments “Wow! Batman lives in Bruce Wayne’s basement!” (Or something to that affect) and then later when Batman asks Dick to come with him in the batmobile Dick is worried about leaving without “asking his Dad, Bruce Wayne” so Batman tells him that Bruce Wayne and Batman have joint custody of him so it’s ok. And Dick Grayson, an orphan who until recently didn’t have one dad, is overjoyed to find out that he now has two!

People are offended because Batman is in a gay relationship with himself I’m dying

[piesandswords]

but do the butts match

[marvel-x-deactivated20200121]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[alwaysbewoke]

this is how you nip internalized self hatred in the bud

[sbrown82]

💁🏿👑🙌🏿!!!!!!!

[tfry1440]

REPRESENTATION FUCKING MATTERS

[iheartallura]

just a reminder:

a black girl character growing her hair out long breaks more stereotypes than a black girl character having short hair

a black girl character getting to be soft and fragile breaks more stereotypes than a black girl character being strong all the time

a black girl character being protected and comforted by others breaks more stereotypes than a black girl character having no one to look out for her but herself

a black girl character being considered pretty or cute by other characters breaks more stereotypes than a black girl character being considered unattractive

not everything that is empowering for white girls is empowering for black girls

the sexism we face overlaps, but it is not the same