What Have I Become?... Im Sorry.

Mechanical Engineering|Clemson Caleb|20 figuring it out as I go|ISTP

[jumex]

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

power move

[paradisixx]

This family’s boat ride turned into a dramatic whale rescue — and the whale spent an hour thanking them in the best way!

[nevaurs]

i’m actually crying and as a side note, fuck sea world

[ithelpstodream]

[youcanthelpbutbecomethesun]

There was a really incredible movie made in India in 2016, named after her (“Neerja”) and it really is well worth the watch. Really good film for a strong female lead, it made like $20 million at box office. It’s a super authentic, moving story. Really good for female led films. Has one of bollywood’s incredible women in it, Sonam Kapoor, as Neerja. The trailer is a bit cheesy, but honestly, the film is well worth a watch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rXywNABllI&has_verified=1

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

That’s some bullshit. Never shopping at old navy again.

good news

[excalibelle]

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

[aceofsquiddles]

From now on I will only accept love triangles if they end in:

Polyamory

The main character rejecting both love interests and staying single

The two love interests giving up on the main character because how hard is it to make a damn choice?

[justsomeghostofme-deactivated20]

4. The two love interests realizing they love each other more than the main character and the main character getting together with someone that wasn’t even part of the triangle proper.

[aphony-cree]

5. All three characters realizing they’re better as friends and going go kart racing

[gojiro]

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

[roseate-rein]

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

[skysinger-musings]

[micdotcom]

Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 

[hardcandyfilmclub]

I really like that this is the direction pro wrestlers are going with their pr, as opposed to classic pro wrestling from the 80s whose whole personas were like macho xenophobic whackness

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

Say this to someone right before sucking their dick

[feazelbal]

[unicornfan]

[90377]

Rothirsch - red deer - Cervus elaphus by Olaf Kerber

[plutomeetsgenius]

You saw the god of the forest and you took pictures?

[freepalest1ne]

[sipnsyphe]

Nope.

[chandrar-nalaar]

when your teacher is trying to teach you how to cast fireball

[gservator]

+3 to Intellect

[teampokepals76]

If anybody’s wondering what’s happening here, this clip made it onto Outrageous Acts of Science, and they explained that this teacher was demonstrating the Leidenfrost effect, which is basically when you place a droplet of a liquid on a surface that’s far hotter than its boiling point. The part of the drop touching the hot surface turns into vapor and forms a cushion that the rest of the drop rests on top of, which causes it to skid across the floor so quickly. The substance the teacher uses in the video is liquid methane. But methane has a really low boiling point. Like, about −160 °C low. So once it touches the comparatively hot floor, the Leidenfrost effect comes into play, and it slides across the floor. The issue is though, methane is colorless, so you can’t normally see it. Thankfully (in this demonstration), methane is also very flammable, so he sets it on fire before dumping it onto the floor so you can see it as it moves. Definitely a cooler demonstration of the Leidenfrost effect than dropping a little water in a hot pan. Or hotter, if you like puns.

[paint-the-sky-lilac]

THANKS FOR EXPLANATION SCIENTIFIC SIDE OF TUMBLR

[stolentweets]

[chartier]

👉 Cards Against Humanity is sending billboard trucks to Net Neutrality protests around the country today. This is our last chance to make calls. Dial 202-759-7597 now to learn more.

[shittyidea]

The truth

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[iliketoeatsalamanders-blog]

[eva-420]

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

[captaincasualty-deactivated2016]

if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to  critically wound them

[bloomer-810-blog]

If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage

[mayhem-is-hand-wash-only]

If people have the right to speak freely then I have the right to silence them permanently.

[purplelittlemermaid]

Vile

[reign-sl]

If people have the right to have locked doors than I have the right to try breaking in.

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

The fine is bigger than the $0.00 toll fee lmao