[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[iricressent]

furry species ranked by how difficult it'd be to take them anywhere

[iricressent]

taking my deer boyfriend for a hike in the woods and he hears a twig break and bounds off into the trees never to be seen again

[iricressent]

ok everyone leave now this is the best tag hands down.

[zillyblog]

I beg of you, look at the tags

[headspace-hotel]

I mean you can also lose me to the lights section of home depot so

[weonsinnombre]

[deliriumcrow]

I trust this man and his wares. Look at that fine suit, that elegant bow tie, that well fed and healthy figure. He clearly knows his wines.

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

[thebigbiwolf]

Huge fan of the phrase "get pickled, idiot"

[b-lk]

pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers 

[micamicster]

There’s a note written into my family’s recipe book SPECIFICALLY STATING do not! be tempted to double the pancake recipe! And every year we’re like hmm seems fake. Better double it

[micamicster]

Lmao get doubled idiot

[micamicster]

Recipe annotations brought to you by our hubris. To the tune of 43 pancakes

[sandmandaddy69]

[minyicho]

[vergak]

[sandmandaddy69]

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[cryptotheism]

In the club killing a live bird with my teeth

[jame7t]

outside the club resuscitating a dead bird with my veterinarian degree

[cryptotheism]

The bouncer keeps handing the bird back and forth between us

[wayneradiotv]

You have been removed from this life

Your essence has been sucked into the vortex

[wayneradiotv]

Wrong. #reality

[just-shower-thoughts]

We’re really lucky that blinking doesn’t make noise

[berg-gry]

[everythingfox]

“Cat introducing one month old kitten to dog”

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[puppetbilly]

do you guys think it's possible for a fungus and an algae to on purposed kiss

[puppetbilly]

maybe they will take a lichen to each other

[theminingengineer]

[cryptobranchid]

tumblr if you want to snitch on a sex worker promoting their gifs: just click these two buttons and we’ll be right on it!! ☺️

tumblr when you want to report an actual fascist: please write a 5k word essay describing the racism in as much detail as you can, and then write another 5k word essay explaining why this racism is something you care about and think we should deal with. cite your sources for every claim you make. mla formatting only. include one source from each of the following: social media post, newspaper, internet article, and book. now prove you’re not a bot, give us your name, phone number and social security, and we’ll maybe get back to you in the next few years.