what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin
that’s pussy babe!

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what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin
that’s pussy babe!
everybody been actin funny lately but its ok cuz im bouta act hilarious lmao
Why is this vaguely threatening
This sounds like my mom when talks to herself, out loud, about everyone in the room
Good trope: “Hey! You dropped this!” As a cute moment or a way to meet
Great trope: The thing they dropped is super weird
Agreed
*sees a mans ego getting crushed* *instant reblog*
Why just a mans? Thats sexist.
*instant reblog*
everyone’s rightfully dragging canada through garbage because of trudeau, while the netherlands are trying to keep real quiet about their blackface holiday coming up.
not better.
“multi-gender attracted people”
No. There’s pansexual too, as an example. The bifurcation of gender in two distinct classes instead of recognising it as a spectrum is what leads to prejudices within the LGBTQIA+ communities.
word that’s why bisexuals as individuals and in organized groups have been explicitly rejecting the conception of gender as a binary for several decades
i get blogs that specifically have “terf” in the NAME and in the entire blog has the word terf over and over again while being a blatant terf and they’re reblogging from blogs that are supposed to be trans safe and the owners do nothing about it. its really disgusting tbh.
if your blog can make terfs comfortable and feel safe while still reblogging the occasional “I hope a trans woman has a good day” post that does NOTHING for our community. Allies need to make absolutely fucking sure that they are doing what they can to actively promote trans positive messages and block and advocate against terfs. letting terfs consume your content and interact with you while having a flimsy facade of trans positivity is damaging and ignorant.
femme tops
We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.
For my nominations, I’m putting up:
If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.
or
It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.
I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.
this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful
Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.
if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.
We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.
Two old favourites:
“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)
and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)
This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.
Rare blue watermelon
That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair
How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain
soap makes water molecules smaller
I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012
the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar
“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”
that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him
that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus
The two way mirror
“listen here, cumslut.”
I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.
this is like staring directly into the sun during an eclipse
hmm. think i should delete
imagine not hating the army. it’s 2019,,,,grow up
Gay people on college campuses be like "there's no other gays on campus :( no gays talk to me" but they're wearing BNHA shirts and have Steven Universe pins on
@ everyone adding on to this post:
I AM autistic. And I didn't ask for all that
i got a new meme format hot off the press y’all
There are two kinds of people. Those who think, “I don’t want anyone to suffer like I did.” And those who think, “I suffered; why shouldn’t they?”
This is an important distinction.
Second is called survivorship bias and it’s a super common mindset under capitalism due to the idea that financial success results from merit and anyone who continues to suffer is lazy.
My grandpa who grew up in extreme poverty doing child labor is now a libertarian who thinks people have it too easy these days because if he survived it, others should be able to.
if theres no found family what is the God Damn Fucking Point