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Send me Ratatouille memes

[arandomthot]

Just the thought of that happening gives me anxiety

[verylittlebird]

*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*

[theanti90smovement]

im  dropping out of school to become a full time piece of shit

[rgrantairesmoved-deactivated201]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[slimetony]

I’m really worried half of you are bots

[babeybel]

how do we know you’re not a bot

[slimetony]

Could a bot do this

[babeybel]

holy shit you’re right i’m sorry i doubted you

[slimetony]

Could a bot do this

[gen-z-culture-is]

Gen z culture is growing up with 90’s technology like vhs and dial up internet and then having a bunch of whiny adults sanctimoniously try to tell you that you can’t remember what it was like to use those things.

[rinasaurusrex]

what if instead of drops, rain fell all at once.

like, a two inch thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it’s sunny again

[mx-inactive-deactivated20211028]

Fun fact: This is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us

[rinasaurusrex]

oh.

[owlmylove]

the year is 2027. the met gala theme is dashcon. i arrive in a navy parachute-nylon gown with a shimmering, mile long train containing a diving board, depth markers and hundreds of plastic balls. the vogue style editor dressed as Dr. Whostuck pulls me aside and begs to know the designer. i smile enigmatically and simply say, “it’s a ball gown.” all of the reporters are wearing mishapocalypse masks

[antiriko]

op do u take constructive criticism ?

[owlmylove]

i am not accepting comments at this time

[adulthoodisokay]

#i know exactly how cursed it felt to read this #bc i had to experience the horror of writing it

[meredith30x30]

I would wear a mile long dress of the what color is the sky post

[owlmylove]

I am accepting one (1) comment at this time

[greglestrade]

Me, putting my sheets into the washing machine: this is going to be the best gonna smell so good be so soft and comfy

Me, having to put the sheets back on: why does god allow suffering

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

“can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding” is the most concise and powerful dismissal of people who are “jokingly” racist and i can’t believe it’s from a They Might Be Giants song

[lovelyassholery-deactivated2023]

I feel so called out yet so understood

[bpdgoner]

me: wow i actually don’t feel so bad maybe i’m getting better!

me 2 minutes later:

[skinnykookies]

Why is this so funny

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

You STOP that. STOP IT. Stop making those rings at me.

[weirdmageddon]

[cactusdodes]

since all kinds of vintage/older things have been making combacks can tech companies bring back colorful clear plastic that shows the insides? that would be so sexy

[cactusdodes]

sexy

[friday-undertones]

[unclefather]

[unclefather]

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

[mxnrique]