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Pervis Payne has spent 32 years on death row in Tennessee and has always maintained his innocence. Newly discovered DNA testing could prove

Here's his White House petition. As of August 17, 2020 it has 81,578 signatures out of 100,000. It closes on the 24th.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/justice-pervis-payne

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When guys have astrology signs. That’s a feminine trait

sisterreisaid

It's feminine to be born in spacetime

selavy

it literally is though

sisterreisaid

Fellas is it gay to exist

exene

it is

lakevida

zootedboy

hater: youre ugly

me: AND??? WHATS NEXT??

pencilcomics

What my week old spaghetti sees when I’m microwaving it at 4 am

whitepeopletwitter

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the fuck is a resume bitch give me the job

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Ain’t that the vampire baby from Twilight?

loveandlucky

This is funnier than any joke told by 90 percent of the comedians out there

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bajn

im a hoe but a shy hoe. a shoe

nerdjpg

if i was billie eilish i would tweet who the fuck are the beatles and turn off my phone

aextra

same energy

ask-whitepearl-and-steven

Sorry for asking this...but are you going to do the uncle grandpa episode for white steven?

N....o....

thebootydiaries

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

skinofmilkandhoney

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

thebootydiaries

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

skinofmilkandhoney

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

thebootydiaries

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again