[elfromancer]

and since we're going in on bad writing, let's put control on blast. this is remedy's dogshit quality writing and bastardisation of very serious mental health disorders.

[elfromancer]

so the writers of god of war, in which the mother character was nothing more than a plot device, are making a new game about her. The writing for female characters in that series is abysmal, so I'm not expecting them to do a great job.

the 1st reboot game has about 3 women in the entire game - a dead woman you could replace with a beloved pet dog w/o much of the story changing and who most players couldn't even name, a witch whose entire storyline is to wait off in the wings until kratos + atreus need her to play nursemaid for them, and a 30 second athena cameo.

the writing for the girl in the second game was marginally better, but i definitely don't trust these writers with a female led story 😂

[6okuto-moved-deactivated2025080]

"i miss him" says girl about the fictional guy she thinks about every hour of every day

[cher-ryz]

“I was cast into it” - Astarion

[lyrium-ring]

Hawke: I won't let you face this alone. Anders: You are the one bright light in Kirkwall. Anders: I'd rather die than let that monster strip away my feelings for you.

imagine being their friends for three years and then finding out they've never fucked they've never even made out they're not even dating they've just been doing whatever THIS is the whole time you've known them

[lizzienoodles]

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

[aerionpilled]

keep trying to calculate a pattern to fade rift locations, or daydream about qunari bf...

my princess 👑 lady sabine trevelyan at her desk in skyhold by @iohym!! 💜

[jangb]

Video game romances as romance book covers!

First up is Solas from Dragon Age.

Next up:

The Curse of the Vampyr (bg3)

The Bandit and the Builder (my time at sandrock)

As well as Dragon Age 2, Mass Effect, I was a Teenage Exocolonist...to name a few.

[heraxic]

bullying heinrix by drawing him flustered

[mumblesplash]

no but the “”ai”” boom is crazy bc they made the entire internet so shitty that the only reason to use it is because it’s where all the people are and now they’re getting rid of the people. like i’m straight up logging off and going to the library there’s nothing on here anymore

[mumblesplash]

‘here’s how to tell if an image is ai’ ‘signs the person you’re talking to is a bot’ ‘how to tell if a song is ai generated’ ah but consider this: i am shutting my laptop and walking outside

[jedusaur]

I saw a bsky post last year where someone said their grandma couldn't tell what was real on the internet anymore so she stopped using it and I really, genuinely think the techbros currently ruining everything have never even considered that possibility. their projections and pie charts and market share research and whatever simply do not take into account a scenario where people lose interest in being online. like yeah we're pretty much all gonna keep using the internet to book travel and look up words and order pizza, but in terms of how we spend our leisure time? I'm still extremely online, but in the last few years I've been learning candlemaking and carpentry and sewing, and I was already spending a lot of time cooking and reading books and skating at the rink and hiking, and an afternoon spent on any of those things always leaves me feeling better about myself than an afternoon spent doomscrolling. I think my daily life is going to keep reflecting that more and more as the slop encroaches, and it sounds like I'm far from the only one feeling that way. silver lining the everything, I suppose.

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[as-old-roads]

does your pet give a fuck when you get home

my pet gives too much of a fuck, we have to manage it

my pet *really* gives a fuck, but it's not really a problem

my pet is chill about it, my pet says sup like a roommate

my pet does not give a care!

nuance button

no pets

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u simply must pick one pet to answer for and elaborate in reblogs if u wish. my cats both care way more than audrey when im back lol she wags her tail and might want to get kinda silly but sometimes doesn't even bother leaving her (open) crate to say hey

[elfromancer]

Lord give me the confidence of someone putting their amazon wishlist in their profile

[divorcedwife]

and i dont give a damn 'bout my bad reputation >:)

[acigarettewouldbegreatthanks]

If u ever see me getting my arm ripped off by a bald elven man and left for a second time, mind ur business, im exactly where i wanna be

[telumendils]

his hawke brainrot is truly unmatched...

[elfromancer]

can't stand when people put state abbreviations. like any normal person knows what VA is